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Motherhood has made Heather an even funnier Mother, motherfucker!!
I'm a lesbian and don't watch the L-word because it SUCKS and is totally not what women look like in the gay community. Let me tell you, finding one smokin' hot lesbian in the world, who isn't fucked up (and believe me, I've looked) is like finding a fat gay guy who has to beat potential suitors off with a stick. They are as rare as Sasquatch.
Here's how to make the L-word the a smash hit:
1) Stop trying to DO anything - stop trying to pretend the message is important or the writing original. In fact, stop with all efforts at a "message" - and dialogue come to think of it. Or at least only have Flashdance deliver any dialogue because she's the only one who can make that shit sound somewhat decent.
2) Here's how you write every episode:
FADE IN:
Lots of hot women fucking different hot women in all kinds of different places with little or no talking.
FADE OUT
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