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The #1 drawback re: Jack Bauer...
You forgot to mention: Bauer is the dad of the dumbest and most annoying blonde in the history of television. Kim Bauer. She's Chrissy Snow without the lovability.
"Oh, honey? I know you must be barrelling down that secret CTU highway that gets you from Burbank to Santa Monica in 12 minutes; but it seems as if your precious daughter has been kidnapped by a couple of cougars. Again. (sighing) Yes, I know "DAMMIT!" and all. Can you get back to me asap? I'd really rather not have to leave messages with the tall, skinny, 'can cut concrete with their cheekbones' female agents that you've banged in the past. Understand? Splendid! Toodles. Let me know about the cougar thing."