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• Friday, September 5, 2008 04:02 AM

  bruiser's performance

  This real life vampire doesn't suck, he blowshard!

  bruiser's performance

  Vice President Richard Bruiser a celebrated pianist

  the Jasper kid who flopped his doctorate

  zipped up the Yamaha grand reving it full bore.

  He rocked the grapes off the crossbeam

  then fell heavily from his high perch

  puncturing his beloved biohazard suit.

  With blood dripping on the floor & a paranoid growl

  he said, ‘go fark yourself!’ hurling the score

  of the grosse fugue by Ludwig Van Beethoven the immortal

  at an unsuspecting quartet of foreign dignitaries.

  With flare Bruiser burst up to the footlights

  where he took out his running mate

  with a personalized version of the celebrated

  water boarding technique.

  High heels conservative ties academic gowns

  & bonnets stampeded immediately.

  Fire dancers ripped down the aisles & up the drapes

  as that fat old boy turned the burning deck & set

  into a spectacular spontaneous pyrotechnic event.

  Vice directum dickhead leapt astride Harry’s casket

  that accidental hero once sadly impregnated

  with friendly fire on an ill fated Texas hunting trip.

  Teeth gleaming phoenix eyes squinting

  Bruiser immediately became an immortal

  & just as impotent as the pope in his pointy red shoes.

  He hummed the hymn ‘onward christian soldiers’

  as he smiled his triumphant frostyboy smile

  whispering hoarsely as he expired into the ears

  of jackal axle herself, ‘so this is how it’s done.’

  —crowsfly Read crowsfly's other letters
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