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The road to "Hell's Kitchen" is paved with chain-smoking line cooks, while "Top Chef's" top-shelf gastronomists are all foam and no flambé this season. Plus: Make me a supermodel, already!
  • Amateur Fugu Chef

    Would be my choice. Take a bunch of people from other reality shows and set them loose on becoming the next top Fugu Chef. Make sure they spend as much time drunk and angry beforehand. Then watch them spazz out and die on camera as their respiratory system shuts down.