The road to "Hell's Kitchen" is paved with chain-smoking line cooks, while "Top Chef's" top-shelf gastronomists are all foam and no flambé this season. Plus: Make me a
supermodel, already!
I want a bumper sticker that reads "don't go Hi-Def, Kill your
television", Where do I go to get this made? (My last idea was
"Rudy, he's no altar boy" but he taknked anyway).