Letters to the Editor
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New Influence spreading... oldsters sniffing around!
Dear Heather,
It's "adOpter," not early 'adApter'. Oh, yeah, about the new web shows: totally deriviative, mind-slowing and has-Been There since growing up in The Seventies.
It turns out that "Maria Bamford" is just a fake name for Chelsea Clinton, who is still guilting her parents over their choice of Infidelity and Constant Campaigning as a means to develop Esteem, Power and Self-Acceptance.
After her mom becomes Prez, "Maria" hopes to attend her own wedding to someone who writes about media, so she can spend the next eight years de-crying her miserable reality-TV family.
But seriously, folks, a movement is underway to put eyeball focus into the interactive medium of Web vs. TV gaze - because advertizers want to link retinas with ATM's so purchases don't have to go thru the messy, oft-confused filter of human brains.

