Letters to the Editor
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Funny Heatha
I think your first paragraph with these q's might be the best (no matter what context) I've seen in a long time.
"Men and women are different. Thank god we're all old enough to know that now. Thank god we no longer waste our time asking each other impossible questions, like "Why can't we communicate soulfully, like Gwyneth Paltrow probably does with Chris Martin? Why can't you smell that smell that I'm smelling? Where are your pants? What's that on your face? Are you insane or just very stupid? Should I have another margarita?""
Thank you for giving me laughs into Monday.
xxh

