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  • What does your little flame war have to do with the Giant Squid?

    Here you all are prattling on with your little insults when an entire giant squid has gone missing! Discovery HD changed the giant squid show out with a show about mongol hordes or something.

    Can we get back to talking about what's important? Don't you get it? Run for your lives! There's a giant squid missing. If it catches you, you can try your puny little insults out on it, but I wouldn't expect not to be torn limb from limb, nor devoured by its ravenous parrot-like beak. Converted thus into ten pounds of squid feces, your little war will seem mighty stupid.

    A little decorum in the forum, please.