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"The Day the Earth Stood Still" This supremely lame update of the sci-fi classic, starring Keanu Reeves, is assembled out of bits of every movie where an unknown whatzit threatens our way of life.
  • Keanu Nikto Boffo

    "extract tuna-salad sandwiches from train-station vending machines without paying."

    WHOOOOOAHH!

    Thats Kewl!

    That alone is worth ten bucks.

    Does it have a theremin?

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