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Why on EARTH was Mike Myers ever allowed to get in front of a camera ever again after his rape-murder-cannibalization of Dr. Seuss in The Cat In The Hat, perhaps the worst movie ever made - and certainly the most grotesque desecration of all time of a precious children's classic?
This terminally unfunny "comedian" should have been exiled for life to a REAL spiritual retreat...preferably somewhere in the remote Himalayas, where he will never trouble popular culture again.
Okay, he did a few mildly funny things now and again. But some crimes are unforgivable. And on the scale of Art (or even the more-forgiving scale of Comedy) Mike Myers has been a massive negative for far too long.
He simply isn't funny.
