Letters to the Editor
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Not my favored lifestyle.
I'm prejudiced in favor of indoor plumbing and a gadget that keeps the rain and snow off myself, even if the predators are a lot less tame these days. In modern times it be might be tough getting a real person on the phone, but think about it, mammoths and sabertooths didn't even have phones. Really. All too true. No conception of customer service at all. I wouldn't lie to you about that.
My perception was that women back then were more scantily clad, childbearingly fit, and totally eager, rather than merely trim and heroic, in a backwards kind of way. Even though nobody knows what a hot sweaty woman has smelled like since the eight millenium BC, I'd really prefer to hold off until agricultural and adverbial clauses are invented, given a choice.
1,000,000 BC with Raquel Welch was better. You call this progress? Sheesh.
All my illusions favoring the Noble Savage have been shattered. Now I'm depressed. Thanks a lot.