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I went to the funerals of the people in my own extended family post 911. Get over your pity party selves. Cloverfield will be the biggest piece of shit ever put on a screen.
Dark screen? check
Fake bad writing (or maybe just bad writing)? check
Jittery? check
Looks like a cell phone camera? check
Pretending to be YouTube pretending to be a stoner talking about a movie? check
No plot or story? check
Some hot chicks (we think, it's too dark to tell)? check
Typical JJ Abrams all wind up no resolution ever waste of time? check
Characters you wish would just immolate themselves? check
Hey I bet they could turn this into the next season of 'Lost' or 'Heroes'.
Two questions to those who have seen it. Is it really only 75 mins long, and if there are no commercial interruptions, should there be?
