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College senior Bartleby Gaines (Justin Long) has been rejected from each of the seven colleges he has applied to,
He's been rejected BY the colleges.
He has been rejected by each of the seven colleges to which he has applied for admission.
An old joke/legend, the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
"high school senior," not "college senior" at the start of paragraph 2?
I'm getting an Apple.
Subversion AND Lewis Black! No one needs more than that in this world.
He could have done a great cameo as an uptight professor from the other school - would've been a great in-joke and play on those annoying Apple ads. Viva le Hodgeman!
...not delight.
