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Why? Just for the heck of it. Because I have fun reading all this stuff -- it's called entertainment writing and it's gosh-darned entertaining! I even like the letters. And posting them when I have nothing better to do. And if I don't like the movie as much as Stephanie Zacharek does, I'm still going to re-subscribe. I'm just stupid that way. And cute. I'll bet I'm even cuter than Stephanie is, and I don't care if you're married, Theodore. I'll watch "American Dreamz" with you. And "American Idol." And "American Pie."