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Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:00 AM

Dude + dude = porno!

Sundance opens: Straight buds dare each other to go all the way in "Humpday"; claymation "Mary and Max" paints a pen-pal friendship in loving shades of bird poop.

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Friday, January 16, 2009 06:41 PM

really?

>...Shelton's clearly seen the films of Nicole Holofcener, Mike Leigh and the early Woody Allen, but gives those influences her own Pacific Northwest spin.<

is that conjecture or fact? i suggest the author review/critique the film he's watching instead of trying to impress.

Friday, January 16, 2009 07:28 PM

Brokeback Thirty-Somethings

The crowning achievement of American Civilization

Friday, January 16, 2009 08:00 PM

mark duplass in bed?

i've always thought he was ubercute, so i'll definitely be seeing this.

Friday, January 16, 2009 09:32 PM

Sundance? In Utah the H8 State?

"I...I...I...I... Ain't gonna play Sun City!"

Friday, January 16, 2009 10:05 PM

A little sun

A little dance

Batman's head

Head on a lance

Friday, January 16, 2009 11:30 PM

if two guys are CAPABLE of having sex then at least one of them

CANNOT be totally straight. We are talking basic hyrdraulics here.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:56 AM

Andrew!

You're on fire, man - these are reviews the way they were meant to be written, but for so long, haven't been. Like those majestic old reviewers as able to define cultural taste as the movies themselves, b/c reviews like that are coming from a place of art too, sometimes even more so than the movies (especially in this age of CGI scenes connected by gum and string plot lines).

Saturday, January 17, 2009 06:03 AM

Adam Elliot

Adam Elliot won the Oscar for his claymation short Harvie Krumpet a few years ago. So I assume the claymation in his new film is similar.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 06:26 AM

Straight guys?, NOT

I had to laugh as the first paragraph contained the words "bottomless" and "fleece", while the second paragraph used the word "screw".

1 Straight?Dude + 1 Straight?Dude = 2 BI(curious) Dudes!

as the "CHICK" was described.

Love in Peace

Saturday, January 17, 2009 07:35 AM

horrible movie ... worse review!

what a load of crap, both the movie and the review! give me a break!

Saturday, January 17, 2009 08:15 AM

Whatever!

thanks but, no thanks. i will get my indies in a non hate state.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 08:24 AM

Dudes ! This Is Soooooooooooooo CoooooL...

Now, send DVDs of the pic to al Qaeda, Hamas and Hezbollah and where exactly they can call upon the artiiissssssts. Then, stand back and watch the luvfest of multicultural tolerance. Say, maybe Sundance...?

...hey, kids, I'm just sayin'....

Saturday, January 17, 2009 11:15 AM

Disclaimer: Totally Non-Homophobic

Occasionally Salon has a feature headline that's below it's standard of reporting. This is such a case.

With all that's going on, this article gets your feature spot?

If the amount of folks commenting is any indication, this decision is not arrived at by hits to the story.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 01:58 PM

Broadsheet will call it male domination of porn

And therefore oppressive to women.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 01:59 PM

a summary, from Andrew

Responses so far:

A) They can't POSSIBLY be straight if they're able to do the deed. No, no, no, no. The horror.

B) Utah is fer h8ers, mon. You're normalizing homophobia just by being there.

My answers:

A) The movie is much smarter than you think it is, and a whole lot smarter than this kneejerk reaction.

B) Park City would definitely secede from Utah if that were possible. There aren't all that many full-time residents, but I guarantee you Obama carried them, probably 65-35 or better. As I wrote in the piece, they'll be broadcasting the inauguration on a Jumbotron at the end of Main Street. If they could have gay marriage here, no doubt they would.

B1) I don't think that kind of boycott is effective or smart anyway. And definitely not in this case.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 02:56 PM

Did you see the Yes Men movie?

Since you seem to be reading the letters, did you see the new Yes Men film (The Yes Men Fix The World), Andrew O'Hehir? I haven't read any reviews of that one yet.

Saturday, January 17, 2009 03:03 PM

"A) The movie is much smarter than you think it is, and a whole lot smarter than this kneejerk reaction."

then this movie is TOO SMART FOR ME

i'm gonna go rent batman now

Saturday, January 17, 2009 05:59 PM

guys who do guys and don't think they are gay, or bi, are the ones with the problem

It is arguabley a matter of semantics, there are some people who can do both but have a preference and if they prefer women they are straight and if they prefer men they are gay and if they have an equal, or nearly so, reaction they are bi (although at least for men every objective study has shown that there is not such thing as an equal reaction).

Bi to me means you are capable of sex with either. Totally straight, or totally gay, means that you could no more sexually benefit from interacting with the "wrong" gender than hunger could be satisfied by eating rocks. Most straight, or should it be "straight" men are actually like this, I think (I know many are not). It is annoying to be constantly told, at least by implication, that only people who are "flexible" are truly in touch with themselves, blah blah blah.

Sunday, January 18, 2009 09:00 AM

from Andrew, again

It is annoying to be constantly told, at least by implication, that only people who are "flexible" are truly in touch with themselves, blah blah blah.

One more time: Not what the movie is about at all. I think the straight-guy demo (to which I belong, after all) will be pretty impressed with it.

And although this is irrelevant to the film, which isn't really about sexual identity, there's a one word response to your slightly defensive and utterly unsupported assertion that straight is straight and gay is gay and never the twain shall meet. The word is "prison."

Sunday, January 18, 2009 12:12 PM

lots of men do have sex with other men in prison voluntarily

but a great many (I suspect, but can't prove, a majority) don't and could never have any interest in doing so.

Sunday, January 18, 2009 12:16 PM

I doubt it would EVER have been possible for gay behavior to ever become as widely taboo as it has

if ALL, or the vast majority, of men were capable of benefiting from it.

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