Letters to the Editor
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The Most Infuriating Thing About The Apprentice!
Season after season (or "cycles" as Tyra tries to call it on "America's Next Top Model") we see our "betters" on full display on The Apprentice.
We have Mensa members with model good looks. We have Yale graduates. We have self-made millionaires, etc.
And the disturbing part?
THEY ARE ALL MORONS!
We here at the bottom of the wage ladder always suspected that the people at the top making huge salaries were NOT the business geniuses they claimed to be. We, the slugs in the file room, the slaves doing data entry, the serfs working reception ALWAYS knew in the back of our minds that these models with perfect bodies making 100-200k a year were NOT that freaking smart. They do not have the intelligence, the insitincts or even the "street smarts" to justify their huge salaries. Just abut eveyone making under $40,000 pretty much knows that unless your a doctor -- you really aren't doing anything for the company that's worth that much and the people that are making 60k, 70k, 100k a year really aren't as "talented" or as "hard-working" as they deludedly believe they are.
The Apprentice proves we were right all along.
Selling a pizza sandwich for almost $10??? Insane. Trying to sell an almost $10 sandwich at 7-11? C'mon! You don't have to be a Yale graduate with double majors in marketing and economics to know that's just retarded.
No matter what the task everyone watching at home is screaming at the TV, "What are you doing? That's obviously a stupid idea! That's obviously a dumb mangement style to spend 5 of your 10hr time limit debating paint colors!!!" Of course the poor slobs at home without Harvard degrees are shouting this common sense advice to people who were making millions BEFORE going on the show.
And those God-awful Boardroom scenes! Painful!
You'd think these "brilliant" minds would at least have masterful oratory skills that would dazzle and confuse us all into thinking their idiotic mistakes were, in fact, good decisions! But instead of masterful oratory and debating skills what we get instead is, "Tarak is lazy!" "Am not, Mr. Trump!" "Oh, you so are!" "Oh, I am so NOT you poop-head!"
And then someone gets fired and goes back to their mansion and counts their millions of dollars.
Has any else noticed (in the Boardroom scenes) that the cadidates always begin or end every single sentence out of their mouth with, "Mr. Trump"? It's almost as if the producers told them they must begin every....single...sentence...with, "Mr. Trump."