Letters to the Editor
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Congratulations!
Now you can get back to writing jokes for The New Adventures of Old Christine (like, Christine is having a "heavy flow" day when she meets a cute guy - oh, the hilarity!)
Now you can return to writing the opus "National Lampoon's Van Wilder III" - and figure out a way to cleverly insert Stifler and Pauly Shore into the compelling story arc!
Now you can create more tense moments in "CSI: Miami" - where David Caruso's face is juxtaposed with a dead Haitian's tattooed ankle and a bikini-clad arse on South Beach. Oh, the depths of layered visual prose.....
Yup: Welcome back, writers!! Here's to getting paid ridiculous sums of money to create schlock that makes Deal or No Deal look like and erudite introspective on the human condition.
For me? Back, as always, to PBS...