Letters to the Editor
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Macavity's a mystery cat; he's called the Hidden Paw
Submitted for your approval: When it comes to the ginger-colored mystery cat in the finale, we need look no further than Mr. T.S. Eliot -- The Wasteland, Murder in the Cathedral, Burnt Norton, Slightly Singed Norton, *Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats*; I'm surprised I have to point this out.
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place - MACAVITY WASN'T THERE!
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!
Remember how Paulie had the portrait of Tony and the horse touched up? Thus endeth the lesson.