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This is America: Tramp Central. Paris Hilton is a bland slut whose only talent--sucking guys off--was recorded on videotape by one of the suckees. She makes $150K per party appearance at your useless Hamptons party, and she gets her face in tabloids I would not use as catbox liner. And yet this woman is famous. People care? Yes. Because the same country that listens to Limbaugh, Levin, Ingram, Agar, and Hannity is a country of braindamaged morons.
She was crying going into County? Who gives a fuck? Two months ago I spent 13 hours in County in Freehold, NJ for alimony arrears gone to warrant. It is supposed to be awful: from the food (boloney sandwiches) to submoronic CO's who to this day I would like to hurt very badly. But I wasn't a drunken tramp driving a car as though the laws did not apply to me because I'm "beautiful." This little slut got what she deserved: time. If there is any justice she got back into LA County and will shut the fuck up. Unless, of course, she has another smartassed lawyer to get her out of this too.
We get what we deserve. If we'll always have Paris it's because our national character is the underside of a toilet.
