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Saturday, January 27, 2007 12:00 AM

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  • Saturday, January 27, 2007 06:30 AM

    who ever said that James Frey was a celebrity?

    I think all of this is funny. Most addicts and alcoholics fall flat on their face just destroying the lives of their families. I do not like James Frey because he is untalented and he actually (before I ever knew who he was) let out a statement that said, "Let the haters hate, let the liars lie...." Anytime anyone uses the word "hater" you know you are witnessing pure garbage in human form.

    I am very attracted to Lindsay Lohan and would one day wish to make myself worthy of her through success, bodybuilding, cardio, penile implant, new wardrobe, etc. I will do all that I can so that one day I can win her heart and make love to her. Beautiful little fire crotch. I have been masturbating to her image since I saw "Freaky Friday."

    Britney: Love you babe, but you are most likely too loose for me. Your lunchmeat must hang down to your ankles.

    Nicole: Definitely hit it and try to break that back. Break that back, break that back.

    Kramer: who gives a shit if you called a black person a nigger? So what? All that he was trying to do was insult some asswipe and he went for the jugular. It isn't a crime to insult someone.

    Black guy from some stupid show I have never watched: calling someone a faggot is just the lazy man's insult. I will say however, that most dudes do call other guys faggot when they get into arguments (and motherfucker). Hey we have been brought up to call weaker guys sissy and faggot. They are weak they deserve death. Other than that, yeah, the gay guy should just realize that being called faggot is just an insult in general and he should lighten up or lighten some other man's load in his mouth.

    Rep. Ney: you are just pathetic. Do you toss your own salad? If you would like, I could bend you over and cream in your butt.

    Pat O'Brien: whoever thought you would be so fucking cool?

    and for the rest: Just drink and be happy. Hell, why does everyone have to fret about a little partying? For all those dipsomaniacs, imbibers, tippers-backers, just relax, have a nice cocktail or two, and keep on keeping on.

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