Letters to the Editor
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Sexiest Man Alive
Hey Salon Editors,
My letter (choosing Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman as a couple of the sexiest guys around) earned me a big red happy star. Hurray! I immediately displayed it on my refrigerator.
But today I noticed my "Super Job" star disappeared. Was I caught chewing gum or something? Or did Denzel and Gene suddenly become less sexy during the past 48 hours?
Thanks a bunch-how am I supposed to explain this star retraction to my family?
And during the holidays no less!
So for THAT, I'm nominating Howard Stearn as the Sexiest Guy Alive. Now excuse me while I go clear off my refigerator before the family arrives.

