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Whaddya mean there were no cleavage canyons or nipple peeks or wardrobe malfunctions? First off, every set of pregnant or nursing breasts in the room came close to spilling forth, especially Jennifer Garner's when she slipped on the hem of her dress. Uma Thurman was peeking out up at the podium; Jessica Alba, nearly so. But hello, in the midst of the big shocker of the night, "Crash" director Paul Haggis' wife exposed her ENTIRE right breast as she threw her arms around him and her bodice sagged downwards -- we watched it over on the TiVo. Did you fall asleep before the end, from "boredom," Cintra?