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Monday, March 6, 2006 12:00 AM

Oscar castrates himself

The Academy celebrates niceness, bleeps out "bitch" and pats itself on the back for good behavior. And what did they do to poor Jon Stewart?

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  • Tuesday, March 7, 2006 12:34 AM

    Watch it again, and re-write the article.

    Wow, did you watch the same show as me?

    Sorry, I don't mean to be to rude here but that your review is so off it's mind numbing. I'll admit that the oscars had some dull moments, but the oscars always has dull moments. This year I think it had far less dull moments than oscars of past. And Jon Stewart not funny? Holy crap, maybe you should have watched the show with the volume on. I thought, and my friends thought, that he was hilarious!

    Oh, and I'm so very sorry that someone didn't show up to the oscars drunk out of their gourd, come up on stage to accept an oscar (one that isn't even theirs), start screaming profanity at everyone and then vomiting all over Tom Hanks and themselves. Got how the world is unfair and not true to itself! There must be some conspiracy here!

    Sorry but your article isn't even as good to me as a roll of Charmin, if I tried wiping my ass with my monitor I'd probably get a shock and then I would just have to wipe down the screen with some Charmin anyway.

    Anyway, to end on a positive note, at least you made an attempt at doing your job. (Hint: Sarcasm, please duly note it)

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