Fuck you, you fucking morons. Hollyweird is so yesterday's news. I mean, HOLY SHIT BIRDS, BATMAN! This miserable piece of excrement actually got published in Salon!! Who gives a fuck about Hollywood celebrities?

half the world?

FUCK you!! I don't give a shit, and the world revolves around me. Why should I care about Jennifer Aniston's tits??

because they give hard-ons to dweebs surfing celebrinudie sites?

I don't care about dweebs who surf celebrinudie sites! And OH GOD has Salon gone down hill. Is every editor drunk? Should they change the name to "Saloon"??!!

salon is read by millions, and nobody is reading you

Oh but they will be, as soon my friends in ELF and ALF get together on Spear Street and [CENSORED]

Oh but they will be, as soon my friends in ELF and ALF get together on Spear Street and [CENSORED]

-- Rob Anderson

One merry band of your pixies and puppets in the NJ area are going to jail, where they belong. Many of the rest are being monitored in a way the vast majority of Americans would agree was legal and for an appropriate reason--because these jerks are just thugs and bullies who harass, destroy private property, and even kill in the name of their pointless little points. So, Bobby, now you wish to threaten people who dare hold a point of view different from yours about faux celebrities and starf**ker wannabes? How very noble of you. Perhaps this is why so very few--and so very twisted--are the only ones to become elfs and alfs. Get a fucking clue.

so what was the recurring part she was turned down for? janis?! anyone know?

Brad Pitt dumped jennifer aniston for a much hotter, socially conscious woman that actually will be able to be great in bed and have intelligent conversation with and who feels that her world doesn't begin and end in hollywood.