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Thursday, March 2, 2006 12:00 AM

"Jen" Doe

Nancy Balbirer, the actress who kicked off the latest Jennifer Aniston scandal, shares her ex-best friend's secrets -- from pert nipples and plastic surgery to chicken cutlets in the bra.

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  • Thursday, March 2, 2006 10:21 AM

    Make sure you thaw those cutlets first...

    "But hey, if I can't have a relevant cultural dialogue, well, a callback would be nice. It has been 11 years."

    Yes, I am sure that the reason Nancy Whoever has not gotten a callback in 11 years is because Jennifer Aniston ruined her reputation.

    Wait a minute, did she mean a "callback" like a second audition (that is what I read it as), or a "call back" from her ex-best-friend?

    Blahblahblah. I don't mind that Salon printed this, necessarily. I mind that this windbag has any sort of media attention whatsoever. Still trying to ride the coattails of a real celebrity after 11 years, it would seem.

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