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Thursday, March 2, 2006 12:00 AM

"Jen" Doe

Nancy Balbirer, the actress who kicked off the latest Jennifer Aniston scandal, shares her ex-best friend's secrets -- from pert nipples and plastic surgery to chicken cutlets in the bra.

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  • Thursday, March 2, 2006 10:56 AM

    Chicken Cutlets?

    Not real ones! They have been selling fake silicone bra pads for years. Anyone as savvy as "Jane" would know this. Anyone that cooks knows that old uncooked chicken smells like a poo.

    And ice on the nips before the audition? How long before the audition? Ice will only keep em pert for like 2 min.

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