Letters to the Editor
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Priorities
I have already made it clear to my family that I want a simple funeral, in a simple casket. Afte accounting for my family's financial needs, I want to leave the rest of my money to charity.
Why is the estate of the late Ms. Smith wasting money on a custom-made gown and tiara (and no doubt other expensive things) that will be buried in a hole in the ground? A more meaningful legacy would be to take the money those items will cost and donate it to a help the poor, infirm, or hungry.
Not for the first time, it makes you wonder how some people can hold such utterly revolting values.
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A Cynical Circus
Charging cameras for the funeral?? Ohhhhh... so that's why it'll be OTT. It's not a funeral, per se, but an economic opportunity.
Howard E. Stern is today's P.T. Barnum... Anna Nicole Smith was nothing more than a freak show for him to profit off. He preferred her subdued & drugged so he could more easily control her. Cashing in on her death proves that he didn't love her; he's just a con-artist.
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My Daddy was at Anna Nicole's funeral
and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
God I hope they do the funeral straight to video. I only wish they were allowed to cut off pieces of her dead body and sell them as relics.
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Note to Angelina re: Anna Nicole
There's a baby whose mother has passed away. The baby's in the Bahamas. Act now before the body's cold... no, too late, before the body decays... well, that's not going to happen... before... never mind before what, just get there while they're having that circus, I mean, funeral! Another baby needs you now!
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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...
Another baby?! Why can't she just get alot of cats?
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Angie is the new Mia
Why can't Angelina just chill out on the adopting stuff. Right now she has 3 kids, isn't that enough for right now. Shouldn't she wait to see how these kids deal with not being raised in their home countries and being part of the public media before going out and adopting some more? What is she trying to make her own U.N.?
It's noble to want to help so many people, but man, it's slightly bordering on obsession. Considering she used to be a cutter and has had some wacky personality behaviors, I'm just worried "saving babies" has become her newest obsession.
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"Obviously if Bill Clinton's on the list"
Yeah, because you know, it would be unheard of to have some right winger go to a prostitute. Wouldn't happen. Never.
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Seriously, guys
Would you rather be:
1. Stuck in a third world orphanage?
or
2. Adopted by a movie star who might be doing it for political/status reasons?
Quit bitching about Angelina. She's giving those kids better lives. What have you done for third world orphans this week?
Nothing?
Then shut up.