We just bet you do.

Also, Heather Mills is going to wear a strap-on? What?

seriously, what else is that woman known for?

But wouldn't it be great if they made Heather dance to a Beatles' song?

You mean not facing jail time, yeah.

Narconon has been officially banned from providing anti-drug education in California schools -- because it's pseudoscientific garbage.

California educators have decided they want their anti-drug programs to contain scientific facts, not idiotic Scientology propaganda.

Scientology is not the least bit scientific, and Narconon has nothing whatsoever to do with Narcotics Anonymous.

Just to set the record straight.

...that Paris is slowly seeping out the bottom of our collective pop-cultural dixie cup.

bout effing time.

Kate, PLEASE, dump Doherty, he is an immature A-HOLE!

Gotta agree with Gttim above, having her dance to some Beatles tunes would be great (must also be ones Paul wrote).

Pete is a class A loser, he crashes cars, refuses to stop using drugs, which means her rehab stint was just a public relations sheild because if she's with him a lot, she's using too.

Seems to me Kate must have a problem somewhere if she can't stay away from this disrespectful, talentless loser. He's lost his band, his driver license and who knows what else and she stands by his side.

His music is infectious and fun and new. He’s clearly got tons of problems but I’m not sure his problems are any worse then Kate’s.

Kate Moss was ‘heroine chic’ (that’s code for doing heroine) well before Pete Doherty was on the scene. If you’re really surprised that Kate Moss is a party girl and an addict than you just haven’t been paying attention to the antics, admissions and candid photos over these past couple of decades.

These two are bad for each other the way Sid and Nancy were bad for each other – but I don’t think you can put the blame on one or the other. They’re both just really messed up and yet oddly at the tops of their careers. It’s a car crash waiting to happen. But I’m still buying his albums and the perfume she’s peddling without too much remorse.

Swinging is premiering tonight on the Sundance Channel, not on ABC.

Would someone tell me why McCain's jaw always appears swollen? Doe she have some kind of tumor or other problem? If he does, is it a threat to his health over the next six or ten years?