Letters to the Editor
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Harrison Ford...
I can't help but point out that dating the younger Calista Flockhart is not, in fact, a benefit to Harrison Ford at the movies - were he dating someone his own age he would save $12 rather than merely $6.
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Ferrell-ed Out
Will Ferrell is corrupting the youth of this country. My 11-year-old son saw "Anchorman" the other night, and now his favorite song is the 70s pop travesty "Afternoon Delight," by The Starland Vocal Band.
He won't stop singing it.
Damn you, Will Ferrell!
