Letters to the Editor
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The Beatles are like Hawaii
Overhyped, right? I mean, come on, who goes to friggin' HAWAII anymore?
But then you actually got to Hawaii. And you see how something can be overhyped and underrated at the same time. Mother Earth comes up and absorbs you into her bosom. The air smells like sugar cane and pineapple, there's powdery sand and blue water everywhere, and slightly chubby, gorgeous people go about their lives in those flowery shirts actually listening to actual Hawaiian music on the radio. With ukeleles and everything.
But you know, screw Hawaii. The weather sucks for my skinny black jeans.

