Texas A&M's paper is The Battalion. The Eagle serves the twin towns of Bryan and College Station. Still a remarkable development.

Probably wanna hold off on releasing those Ashley the Mugging Victim robocalls.

just give Michelle dap? My stars.

So - and let me make sure I read you right - you're saying that the Republican Party is a series of tubes?

That was half-indecipherable. Looks like we have a creppy right-wing analogue to that Obama Youth Choir from a few weeks back, eh?

O RLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY

to turn this into a mailer, eh?

I would've thought that anything short of a theocratically-originated monarchy would be displeasing to the Almighty.

I suppose we could also look to the example of Deborah for inspiration, but you know how the right feels about activist Judges...

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EPIC LULZ

Is the thought, frequently expressed, that the current crisis is so far-ranging and complicated, only those who botched the management the first go-round have anything close to the expertise required to clean up the mess.

"I don’t think the way to the presidency is a short stop in the United States Senate."

Does Murkowski know who the President-Elect is?

!!!!!!!!!!

i'm too scared to play a rim shot

Should not be decided by two drives in a Super Bowl.

Hot air.