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Published Letters: 37

Tuesday, August 25, 2009 05:31 PM

cest moi

that's a very poor analogy...

Did the drunken bus driver, who killed the 30 kids, also get a medal?

Thursday, July 30, 2009 05:24 PM

Countdown to Beer Summit

What is wrong with your country??

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 07:46 PM

@WillBfair (&GLR)

Congratulations, you're currently ahead in the "Stupidest Post on the Page" competition! Unless Lyonscj continues to spectacularly miss the point of the original article, I reckon you might hold on to win this onw

(And that's on a page where GLR has already enlightened us with his particular strain of ignorance... Seriously, GLR, Prairiefire's post was referring to Israel, not Jews. I know its a slippery concept, but concentrate really hard and hold your breath for, oooh, 15 minutes or so, and you might begin to grasp it)

Please, continue...

Friday, June 19, 2009 01:34 PM

2 best posts so far on same page...

Ambon 77 - thanks for an illuminating post. A brilliant example of why churning through this occasionally turgid guff is always worth it in the end.

GLR - Brilliant in its own way, cuttingly accurate.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009 06:45 PM

@ kateliz/ jhonick

Kateliz - you're scarily misinformed about so many things, I wouldn't know where to start.

Jhonick - You should probably read furtail's subsequent posts, and think just a little bit more carefully, before completely and utterly missing the point.

Sheesh! Some people, eh?

BTW, Mikelx. Your pithy response to Farragut's usual drivel seems to have done the trick. Nice work, sir!

Thursday, May 14, 2009 05:25 PM

I feel so sorry for you chaps...

At least when Blair was elected, the inevitable crushing disappointment wasn't so instant.

Please try to take some consolation in the fact that your political dramas are so much more tragic than ours.

After all, Blair's first tarnishing was in accepting a paltry £1 million in a brown envelope from a diminutive billionaire sporting tycoon. Of course, it was only when a certain The Vice President needed a brighter, more coherent and plausible front man for his own nefarious schemes, that Blair's downfall turned dramatic...

Whether Obama is simply the newer, fresher face of the same old Administration behind-the-scenes, I leave for others more qualified than I to decide.

Thursday, May 14, 2009 05:01 PM
Original article: We tortured to justify war

What Gordon said...

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Monday, April 13, 2009 03:03 PM

everyone

apologies for dropping the C-bomb.

Monday, April 13, 2009 02:52 PM

Travis

LondonLad has a point.

You are a cunt.

Monday, April 13, 2009 02:46 PM

LondonLad

Nooooo! You responded to him! Don't you know he's a serial WUM?

Wednesday, April 1, 2009 06:25 PM

@ Not_Orbit_Boy

F*ck off, you dumb, ignorant bastard.

Saturday, March 28, 2009 08:04 PM

Brightstar

Are you sure they aren't giant lichens?

Saturday, March 28, 2009 08:00 PM

If you're going to bring Einstein into it...

here's a particularly apposite quote -

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

Saturday, March 28, 2009 07:40 PM

Sensitive Dan

I'm only here for the entertainment.

Please, carry on. You're thrillingly ignorant.

Saturday, March 28, 2009 07:09 PM

Slowbrain Dan

Here comes another one! Ah, Salon, you're spoiling me.

Like a Victorian guiltily visiting the freakshow, I know I shouldn't, but it just makes me feel so damned superior...

Saturday, March 28, 2009 07:02 PM

Brightstar/ Dimbulb

Its late, and I should be going to bed, but I just can't get enough of your comedic genius.

More! More!

Saturday, March 28, 2009 04:01 AM

the freakshow continues

I always enjoy threads on topics like these - creationism/evolution, atheism/faith-based religion.

They're pure moron-bait, and while its always cheering to see further evidence of the fantastical stupidity of the religiously credulous, I must admit its a guilty pleasure...

Monday, February 16, 2009 05:31 PM

As if we hadn't guessed, the taint reaches toward the hypocritically sanctimonious Tony Blair...

Apologies if this has already been posted, but here's an article from today's Guardian -

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/16/pakistan-torture-mi5-agent-binyam

perhaps a taste of what's to come in the States?

Thursday, January 15, 2009 05:38 AM

@ DonMidwest

"Not enough space in prisons?"

I think you've made a basic mistake with that assumption.

Notwithstanding the apparent unlikelihood of criminal investigations commencing, followed by justice being served upon the perpetrators if found guilty, the fact is most of these guys are a) white, b) rich and c) "well-connected".

If they were found guilty of any crimes, do you honestly think they would serve time in the kind of prisons that are full of Hispanics, African Americans and White Trash? They would either be kept under so-called house arrest, or "spend time" in an open "prison". There's no way they'd actually get sent to a real prison (although the thought of Bush and Cheney in orange boiler suits, chained together and working on a roadside clearing gang, is one to warm the cockles of anyone's heart)

Modern America recalls nothing so much as Imperial Rome - different standards of justice and retribution are applied to individuals depending on their wealth, heritage and standing in society.

Monday, January 12, 2009 11:20 AM

what jhillr64 said

couldn't agree more.

It's probably too early to be sure, but it looks like he's been such an obvious failure as President that the usual trolls can't bring themselves on here to support him. Where's Elephantiasis?

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