zoltan newberry cuts & pastes (why do I always think of 'dingleberry' whenever this pubescent whiner shows up?): "Since you are one of the "elite, Glenn, could you pleeze 'splain to us unwashed non elite barbarians." (Jaysus, the only thing worse than a whiny kid is a whiny little white repubby butt-boy. Your "pleez" & "'splain" aren't clever. At least, not in the big town. Your Mayberry Morons are the current crop of thugs -- Hello, but it is 2008. Ol' Bubba Bill is out to pasture, so to speak (funny how he still has credibility around the planet -- pity poor George). The Big Dog has been doing other stuff for the past eight years. I mean, if things those danged Clintonistas left behind - 8 years ago - are so bad, why haven't your guys fixed 'em already?? And yes, Zoey, we know you don't really consider yourself 'unwashed'. -- that's rather silly coming from an anal retentive-type such as you -- 'clean-freaks' are what we call kids like you -- I betcha carry little alcohol swabbies. And 'non-elite'? Meaning -- you didn't take advantage of your public education? And you (I know, you're trying to sound like an ordinary guy) lump yourself with 'barbarians'?? I betcha the closest you come to being a 'barbarian' is a little goatee, maybe a barb-wire tat and you drink your Pabst right outta the can!! Woah, you are one crude-dude, hey Atilla?)

zoltan continues (he really does have a wild hair up his puckered little butt hole): "1. What kind of income Ms. Gorelick, Bubba Clinton's former Number One Assistant Attorney General, received as a top executive of Fannie Mae?"

(WTF has that got to do with now?? Jaysus, next thing I know you're gonna start harping on about "9/11" -- that's s-o-o-o passe already)

"2. What did she do to earn these millions during the past 7 years or so?"

(Maybe the same thing you do -- diddly-squat. But you're just bitching cuz she got much, much more).

"3, How many other former Clintonians were top 1 million dollars plus a year Fannie Mae and Freddie Mack officials who participated in this gravy train?"

(Why don't we talk about the '61 Yankees instead?? Jaysus, laddie, but you are not helping your cause by trying to do the 'nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah' game -- it's 2008, already. Cut with the "Mom, Jeremy called me a dickhead!!" "Oh yeah, well you hit me first!" "Oh, yeah, well I hate you poopy-head . . . " dialogue already)

"4. Which party championed this "Community Reinvestment Act" boondoggle? You know this wunnerful plan which made banks and S&L's give out mortgages with no down payments to people who could not pass any normal credit checks. Hello Glenn! Glenn, you're such a smart fellow, you can 'splain this real good, right?"

Sigh. Zoltan. We all know you're frustrated and impotent. But your infantile "Oh yeah, well-your-guys-are-worster-than-our-guys" gets is pretty frigging lame. Stop whining boy. Pull your self together and wipe your nose.

Sigh. Zoltan, Zoltan, Zoltan. How can I possibly even try to respond to your rapier wit and biting sense of sarcasm? I guess I'll have to dust off my old Mad Magazine paperback of snappy comebacks & witty one-liners.

BTW -- I really don't have a clue as to what you are talking about, and a guess a lot of us folks here feel the same. A bit of advice. Don't post while intoxicated.

Here's a little humor for you while you sober up.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/opinion/21dowd-sorkin.html?_r=1&ref=opinion&oref=slogin

It's always an awesome sight to watch something melt down or flameout, or just plain collapse -- like the new boy on the block. Shooter is a bit bent, but this new guy -- broken, not that he was 'whole' in the first place.

It's one thing to be a sneering little f@ckwit, but please:

"Like being an Obamabot comes easily to folks who say totally alla da time and like say like alla da tyme." A wee bit racist, are we?? ("Duz dem uppity black folks really talks dat way, Mr. Zoltan, sir??). Thank Gawd for the scroll feature . . .

. . . but the "Single Funniest Blog Post I Ever Read"?? Yeah, I know, sarcasm. Unfortunately it's not a sarcastic "Are-you-kidding-slap-your-forehead-roll-your-eyes" kind of moment. These SOBs are dead serious. They will not relent. Rust doesn't sleep. Compromise? Bwahahaha. Surrender?? Bwahahaha. We're talking termites here. Cockroaches. Insects. Jaysus, these folks will pat you on the back with one hand (as Iggy would put it) while pissing on your mother's grave with the other. Orwell kind of touched on these monsters in his writings, but he didn't really understand America. These folks, these monsters, will do anything, anything to keep power and control. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G. No holds barred. Rules of engagement?? If it moves, waste it. And that's what they are doing. The problem is, most folks just don't get it . . .

"I'm more than a little bit alarmed that they are equating the "homeland" with a "war zone". Not to mention the fact that these soldiers are coming from having served in a true war zone. How do you de-escalate them enough to deal with citizenry?"

I hate to quibble, but what 'true war zone' are you refering to? It's bad enough that they call America "The Homeland", and continue to call the occupation and pillage of Iraq 'a war', but as you point out, why they are bringing these guys/gals (should we call them 'warriors' or 'heroes') back without releasing them?