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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 04:41 PM

Dancing In The Streets

As previously stated: "Obama is too busy saving the planet by groveling at the feet of the lobbyists he claims are so evil."

I read somewhere that kids were begging their parents to vote for Obama. I can just hear it, "Mama, vote for Obama! He's s-o-o-o cool."

Yep, The Times They Are A'Changin' . . . really, no fooling.

Hallelujah, I have been to the mountain top!!

A new broom is gonna sweep the country clean.

There's gonna be a new sheriff in town.

"Some snippettes . . .

-- At the conference of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (Aipac), he (Mr Obama) promised to support an "undivided Jerusalem" as Israel's capital. This is even out-bushing the drooling loonies in the Bush Dynasty.

-- Miami on 23 May, speaking to the expatriate Cuban community – Obama promised to continue a 47-year embargo on Cuba. An embargo declared illegal by the UN year after year. Hell, why not? 10 stories lopped off the UN building and it wouldn't be missed -- according to "I'm The Walrus" Bolton.

-- Mr. Obama (and I'm not sure who he was pandering to here) described the elected governments in Venezuela, Bolivia and Nicaragua as a "vacuum" that needs to be filled. Hmmm. Do they even make vacuums here in the U.S. anymore???

-- Obama continues to sow the same oldx2 B.S. about the "Iranian influence" in Latin America. Jaysus, he'll be on about China next, and how they're trying to muscle in on America's turf.

-- Obama also supports Colombia's "right to strike terrorists who seek safe-havens across its borders". Wonder what he thinks about Afghanistan's threat to strike across the border into Pakistan -- hell, why not? The CIA has been blowing up Pakistanis in their own country for years. "Hey, dudes!! That tall dude on monitor 3 looks like Osama -- let's send a Hellfire missile up his raggedy-ass . . . "

-- And don't even get me started on Iraq. Now he's going to leave the '6-months-&-we're-outta-here' withdrawal stuff up to "The Generals - the guys on the ground".

The war here is going, to quote The Stick, 'swimmingly'.

He's going to leave it up to the guys hunkered down in the bunkers in the huge 'enduring bases' that the fool taxpayers of America are shelling out to protect energy resources in America's sphere of influence. Not that the companies who are charging you $4 a gallon give a flying fernando about America. They're more concerned about the consumers of America.

I'm sorry, but in Obama I see a cunning character in a sharp suit. With worn out knees. You gotta kneel when you beg . . .

Whew, rant over.

BTW -- All this talk about spooks reading your e-mail, tapping your phone, mining your personal data, and not being accountable?? What's with the ads in the side panel of this webpage??? The one between the Panamanian real estate and the free downloads where you can access your PC from anywhere??

"Secretly Monitor Email -- Remotely Spy on Chats, Keystrokes, and Passwords. Download Instantly. www.spyready.com"

Thursday, June 19, 2008 03:59 PM

I Watched A Re-Run Yesterday . . .

Prescript: LMW -- scroll on by.

Sergeant Scholtz was saying, I see nuthing . . . nuthing".

THE TEACHER / Elmer The Glue Elephant weighs in (yet again. Heavy sighs -- okay children, take notes) with his insights: "I'm advocating that you go out and take a bodily function, like a bowel movement. I think constipation may be one of your problems. It makes me feel cranky and bloated too. And take some of these other nutbars with you."

Cranky? Der Googlemeister / Mr. Wiki (you'd haved to have lived in Japan during the 90's to appreciate that one) is suffering from terminal constipation???

Bloated? In a reach, I'd use that adjective to describe you. An editor would say 'verbose'. Some may say, pompous. I'd agree. POMPOUS. A stuffed shirt. A swell-head.You figure that maybe I'm unkind?? Like we don't understand or appreciate your . . . genius? Intellect??

"Advocate"? You & Tonto? You seem to feel that there are readers out there that really hang on to your every Cut/Paste panoramic view of the world. Lousy teachers make lousy advocates.

No. I don't like you. I don't like lousy teachers. I don't like teachers who shouldn't be teachers. You, sir, are no teacher . . .

and hey . . . your sense of humor?

Not.

Thursday, June 19, 2008 04:25 PM

nazi's . . . . what??

"You have to say something, cowards. You can't touch my posts. Whine cry and complain. ENjoy yoru sad existance fascists. It's all you got,

Now giggle like elementary school girls, because you got someone's dander up. Congradulations children."

I'm thinking dsylexia, a touch of senility. Certainly no first prizes at the spelling bee. The glamor rather than the grammer?? Not very gut skooling. And a tad of self importance. Shaken, not stirred.

And you may want to check out School House Rock on the importance of Mr. Comma. All this besides an obvious drining problem . . .

Thursday, June 19, 2008 04:30 PM

Of Course, I have a drining problem too . . .

And I'm prabobly quilty og the pet calling the castle blanc . . .

whomever.

Thursday, June 26, 2008 03:43 PM

Hee, Hee, Squoosh . . .

Hear that cackling? The sound of a Carlton being stubbed out?? That'd be Annie "The Stick" Coulter with visions of sugar-plums dancing in her head. Rubbing her boney hands together. Yet another apologist movie from the Evil / Liberal / Stalin-worshipping / Hollywood /America-hating crowd. These faggots dare defend commies like Trumbo?? I mean, hey, this is right up The Stick's alley. Didn't she once cut & paste together a flimsy tome defending everybody's favorite Imp-In-The-Bottle, Tail-gunner Joe McCarthy? This movie is just the fodder for another red-meat book denouncing Libruls!! The other cackling you hear, and hey, what a tie-in, is from Malicious Michelle Malkin. You can just hear the clicking in her head . . . did someone say using Internment camps? Former Japanese Internment camps?? Camps that can be used to house rounded up America-haters??? The ones that KBR has been recently building for Der Homeland Security??? Time for Michelle to put together another video -- maybe she should wear a beret and wave a cigarette holder in this one . . .

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