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Friday, June 29, 2007 09:45 PM

When congress does something exciting...

...wake me up.

I'll be sleeping a long time.

Sunday, July 1, 2007 07:51 AM

@Anonymous

Anonymous = coward.

Monday, July 2, 2007 07:49 AM
Original article: Obama in the money

Obama and Clinton can raise billions of dollars...

...I'm still not going to vote for either one of them.

Hillary is a phony, polarizing figure who has zero chance of winning in this America and Obama doesn't think Bush has done anything serious enough to warrant his impeachment. That statement alone disqualifies him from any future consideration whatsoever.

Monday, July 2, 2007 07:55 AM

You wanted him America.

America, you got him! Congratulations.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 07:23 AM

I wonder...

...if a democratic president in the future could get away with all this shit.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 07:33 AM
Original article: Hip, hip, CAFE!

The speed limit is usually 55 MPH...

...so why do we need vehicles with speedometers that climb to 150 MPH and go 0-60 in 3 seconds? How bout we eliminate the 6 extra speeds to reach 150 MPH and make it 0-55 in 15 seconds.

We can deliver a human being to a rock orbiting our planet almost 40 years ago but we can't manage to increase our mileage at all in those 40 years?

You have to want to.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007 05:47 PM
Original article: Bush and Cheney walk, too

I wouldn't be surprised...

...at this point in time if Bush pardoned Osama Bin Laden.

Absolutely nothing surprises me anymore with this manchild coward, nothing.

Thursday, July 5, 2007 09:59 PM

I liked ya Joe...

...til you voted to get more brave American soldiers killed for Bush and Cheney's pissing contest. Don't like you at all now.

Clinton down.

Obama down.

Biden down.

Who's next?

Friday, July 6, 2007 08:52 AM
Original article: Rudy Giuliani, unscripted

What the fuck is he talking about?

Nazis didn't come here to kill us? Is he for real?

Walk the beach from Maine to the tip of Florida and just try not to trip over pieces of torpedoed ships. There are still people in my community that will tell you about the time their ships got submarined just off the coast. 2 of my neighbors were on those very ships.

Rudy, you are a fucking moron.

Monday, July 9, 2007 07:00 AM

If you want to end this invasion and occupation...

...get your representative to propose a Vietnam style name wall, front and center, in direct sightline to the Whitehouse so every american who walks down Pennsylvania Avenue will be reminded of the failure of our government before, during and after the invasion. EVERYONE in this government is a failure.

Maybe there should be a mobile name wall that could make the rounds every week to the Pentagon, Congress, CIA, Whitehouse and then on to each of America's statehouses?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 08:50 AM

Is this report a surprise to anyone?

Bush(that means us) will never leave Iraq as long as he's president. He said these very words on several occassions. Iraq won't be allowed to completely fail on his watch and he'll leave his shit hole for the next poor bastard to clean up. He's been doing it his entire life.

Knowing that Bush does exactly what he says, for better or worse, what would cause the average citizen to believe we won't be in Iraq until the very last day of his term?

If you believe George Bush is going to change course on anything to save his party or this country, you haven't been paying attention.

Stop him completely or sit back and watch him manage our affairs in the world just as he's been doing up until this very day. The choice is very simple at this point.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 06:52 PM

Blah, blah, blah...

...shut up and do something, or just shut up.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 07:15 PM

Hey, here's an idea...

...where's Bin Laden?

Keep talkin shit congress.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 05:45 AM

Yeah, slow down folks...

...you wouldn't want to save any pawn soldiers from being melted in the plume of an IED in the middle of a bullshit invasion and occupation during a refereeing session of a civil war.

Congress needs to move MORE slowly maybe?

Maybe we can get Bush impeached AFTER he orders congress into prison camps.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 09:40 AM

WOW!

I'm fuckin shocked.

If only I had the ability to be shocked anymore...

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 09:43 AM
Original article: This time, Taylor answers

Sorry jedimaster...

...no one's going to jail. That's the punchline here.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 09:47 AM

That's almost funny.

It depends on the meaning of the word "abuse".

The hits just keep coming!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 07:41 AM

Here's the deal.

The bible says God won't forgive Vitter for this.

Vitter says he was forgiven by God.

Why can't gay people make the same claim? They just need to tell the crazy wingers that God has forgiven them for being gay much like he has forgiven Vitter for nailing various prostitutes.

Either the Bible is wrong, God is wrong, or Vitter is a liar.

You make the call.

Thursday, July 19, 2007 10:42 PM
Original article: Shot across the bow

And America fiddled...

...while it's constitution burned.

That's what I will tell my son someday when it's all gone.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007 07:12 AM
Original article: Mr. Humble

Maybe he should ask...

...the husband of the woman he was cheating on his wife with or his cancer stricken ex wife who he shit on while she was in the hospital for said cancer. Etc, etc, etc.

Is this the best this country can come up with? Seriously.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007 06:42 PM

Wait a minute!

I thought Hollywood actors and musicians were supposed to keep their mouths shut about politics?

Fred must have missed the talking points.

Thursday, July 26, 2007 07:42 AM

Can someone explain...

...how any of the republican hopefuls(except Ron Paul) are actually republican? Compare this group of psychos to Eisenhower or even Nixon and tell me how they are even close to being alike.

They have gone from Eisenhower to Fred Thompson....creepy.

And they don't believe in evolution? De-evolution is more like it.

Saturday, July 28, 2007 09:29 AM
Original article: The kids are alright

The young people polled lean democrat...

...but they can't get out of bed on Election Day so it doesn't really matter which way they lean.

Monday, July 30, 2007 07:21 AM
Original article: Dick Cheney's heart

That's fantastic and all but...

...I can write a letter to a newspaper.

Big deal.

Monday, July 30, 2007 07:32 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The thing about the Tour de France is...

...it'll be back for it's 95th year in 08.

Kaufman's job, maybe not.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007 07:55 AM
Original article: High on the Tour de Dope

Sorry, but...

...anyone who equates the Tour de France to Wrestlemania is out of their fucking minds. Truely batshit crazy.

Thursday, August 2, 2007 07:13 AM

While everyone is freaking out about Murdock and The Wall Street Journal...

...lets not forget Hillary attended a fundraiser for her held by Murdock. Rupert's smear machine spent, and continues to spend it's time ripping Bill Clinton to shreds and Hillary takes his money. How is she leading in the polls with information like that?

I'll say it again, "I won't be voting for Hillary, no matter what!".

Go Edwards!!!!

Thursday, August 2, 2007 06:02 PM
Original article: Newt goes off message

Now, for my next act!

I'll tell you how I like to get a blowjob instead of intercourse so I can say, "I didn't sleep with my business partner's wife." and I'll tell you about the time I told my wife I was divorcing her in the hospital when she was recovering from cancer surgery, or the time I was fucking my secretary while I was helping to impeach President Clinton!

Holy shit, you rubes will fall for anything!!!!

Newt, you are a piece of shit.

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