He should write out the name of every person on this planet that he had a hand in killing.

Fuck you, George W. Bush.

Reading your post reminds me of Professor Dorr in "The Ladykillers".

Vlad the Impaler? You need to brush up on your history.

As an added bonus, the Port Authority/New York has shitcanned the name "Freedom Tower" and they're going with "One World Trade Center" instead. Seems they can't rent space to anyone with the old name.

Cause of death: Suicide

They both push a product that no one needs.

Oreilly, Limbaugh, Beck, Coulter and the like NEED hate, fear and division to sell their made up product. You never knew you were so angry until They told you you were. Now watch my show/buy my book/line my pocket. When it's all over, nothing they said or wrote about in their books ever comes true.

Their product is "bullshit" and a quarter of America is buying. Just like the Sham-Wow.

The crazy part about the Sham-Wow guy is that his pitch is "It's made in Germany, they always make good stuff" and he's an Israeli.

He can give a serious beating to a hooker though and judging by all the blood in the room, the Sham-Wow doesn't work too well for crime scene clean-up.

Where ya been for the last 8 years?

Must be a record.

I don't know of any cop that gives a shit that you smoke pot. If your looking to make it legal to walk down the street sucking on a bong, you can forget about that. In most places you can't drink in public, be drunk in public or drive drunk so what are you protesting for the right to do? Sit in your home and get high like an alcohol drinker. You can pretty much do that now. Forget about it.

Hey France, even though your president is sometimes a douchebag, thanks for giving your lives for our freedom in our revolution. We have monuments in VA. dedicated to the war dead France gave during that struggle.

We also have a cemetary in france in Normandy, Koppelman, in case you never heard of it, where the French people take very good care of our dead.

Oh, and Koppelman, my grandfather fought for France so jam your stupid insults.

Koppelman, who did the British surrender to in America?

Hint: He spoke French.

will make any winger GOP whiner complain about anything/everything.

It's just their nature, they're sore losers.

5, count em, 5 draft deferments.

Pussy.

...and your taking a trip to the Emergency Room.

Simple as that.

Yum. Bodily fluids from a registered sex offender on someones food. That's even funnier, eh Garrison?

I don't get Garrison's brand of humor, but then again I think Dane Cook is a moron too.

and I go ahead and steal it, can I now get away with it?

That's what your telling me, isn't it Sen. McCain?

I think Mr. Barton means "stupified".

The moron who authored the "Magic Bullet Theory".

Good luck with him.

Arlen Specter is the conductor on the "Government Gravy Train" and he switched parties to save his bullshit government job with all it's perks and free shit and unlimited lobbyist money.

Specter, a democrat, my ass.

Specter is a fucking political wolf like the vast majority of the people who work in Washington.

I agree with everything Biden said here and everything Biden said when he was describing Obama during the election.

Here's an example of a gaffe:

When a nuclear bomb goes off in your neighborhood, you can protect yourself with duct tape and plastic sheeting.

or

Bring it on.

All this Specter crap really is just all about keeping a cake, gold brick job where you enjoy all the perks of REAL socialism at the expense of tapped out taxpayers. Unlimited gifts and favors, lobbyist money, healthcare, travel, power, a completely indefensible paycheck and a job for life if you spout enough bullshit and give the right contracts to the right people.

It's fucking sickening.

Tom Ridge with his plastic sheeting and duct tape to save you from a nuclear attack vs. Arlen Specter and his magic bullet theory. What a choice! 2 useless and craven DC opportunists battling it out to see who can come up with the most ridiculous line of horseshit that the voters of PA will actually swallow.

What has become of this country?

If Specter had any shred of integrity he would have declared himself an independent and let the chips fall. If he jumped to democrat and went to Junior Senate status he wouldn't have been such a horrible scumbag opportunist but instead he keeps his position in the Senate. Disgusting. If I were a dem in the Senate I would be screaming at the top of my lungs.

The origins of Swine Flu have their roots in Capital Hill.

Absolutely.

Get people off welfare and back to work. Prosecute terrorists. Do just a little something to catch or kill Bin Laden.

You know...like Bill Clinton.

Clinton, the best Republican the right wing never voted for.

Yeah, I know, but he got a blowjob and lied about it. Condi says, "When the president does it, it's not illegal.". So according to Condi, that excuse just went down the toilet. See, she is good for something, If only for a laugh.

And I've got lesbian friends and bi-sexual friends and I like them all very much. They can be around my son anytime. Almost without exception, they are the nicest people I've met in my years.

Joe/Sam on the other hands brings stupidity and ignorance to the table so I'm gonna have to keep HIM away from my son.

Sorry Joe. With all your craziness and moronic statements, your just too QUEER for me.