It looks to me as though Huckabee will be getting the nomination and the next "mandate".

I think we'll have to endure another 4 years of this crazy bullshit from another crazy bullshitter. America just loves a bullshitter as the last 2 election cycles proved and the game could be sealed for America to become a Christian nation with the election of Huckabee.

Congratulations Mr. Gore, now maybe you can champion the restoration of America's constitutional rights.

I think the major difference between the 2 is Rudy is being supported by Fox New's Roger Ailes and Hillary got thousands of dollars of support from Rupert Murdoch at a fundraiser for her at News Corp. headquarters.

So my answer to you would be:

Roger Ailes = Rudy

Rupert Murdoch = Hillary

I know Hillary attended the Fox News 10th anniversay party, I'm not sure if Rudy did so she seems to be the best choice for Fox viewers at this point. She's also far ahead of Rudy in endorsements by lobbyists.

...if the American people don't have it by July 09" - John Edwards.

Works for me!

I'm an Independent and my vote only goes to Edwards if he's the nominee and I'll write his name in if he's not.

...and get Georgie Dumb a job at the Creation Museum.

What a beautiful separation of church and state we're having!

What's next, snake handling and tongue-speaking live on CNN?

...the majority of Americans who answered a recent CNN poll favor the use of waterboarding in certain situations. People still favor the technique even though John McCain, who says he was waterboarded, screams that it doesn't work.

Why don't we just install an "Easy Button" like the commercial says. Even though it doesn't work, a majority of Americans will favor pushing it in the event of an emergency, just in case.

Voters just found out that they're voting for Hillary and not Bill.

This must be what happens when someone running for president runs out of bullshit.

It was on at 2:00 in the afternoon. No one saw it.

...cause one of them will be your president if Clinton gets the nomination.

...but I respect him.

On the other hand, I have absolutely no repect for Lieberman.

If I were McCain, I'd turn down Joe's endorsement.

Fox News viewers don't care about the truth, they just need someone to justify the way they feel about a certain subject. The real joke is that Fox TELLS it's viewers which subjects to be upset about and then feeds them a steady dose of bullshit to keep the outrage alive. Fox doesn't care if you expose them for making up stories, their viewers aren't listening.

...and Hillary Clinton attends a fundraiser for her thrown by Rupert Murdoch at News Corp headquarters.

Which is worse?

I'm going with Hillary being the bigger asshole.

...because he can't "outcrazy" Alan Keyes.

They have found a candidate they believe in and they're backing him with their money and marching on the side of the road for their man. It's great.

What happens when Ron Paul doesn't get the nomination? Who do the Paul supporters support? He won't be the nominee, we all know that, so where do you go when no other candidate even comes close to your man?

I've asked this question over and over and over again and I have never gotten one concrete answer from any Ron Paul supporter. Republican...Democrat...Independent?

Exactly.

He forgot to yell "glory" at the end of his interview.

You have the right lane and the passing lane. That's the first problem with today's drivers, they think that the left lane is the "fast" lane. You're supposed to drive in the right lane at all times except to pass and to make a left turn. Slow the fuck down!

...a return to manual drum brakes, manual steering and bias ply tires. That would surely slow all the novice Nascar drivers down out there.

I listen to all these men ramble bible passages from the old and new texts and they love to throw around the same quotes over and over but why are they all clean shaven?

I'm no bible scholar but it seems the first act they commited after they woke up in the morning was to purposely go against the word of god and shave their faces. Wouldn't it be easier to not shave and remain true to the book they love to quote?

Life was a lot slower before power brakes, rack and pinion steering, auto transmission and radials. People had to drive carefully just to survive. The other drivers on the road were in their own panic situation just dealing with their crappy handling vehicles.

If you want to make someone a careful driver, get them to drive a dump truck for a year. People just drive like idiots. My guess is someone doing 90 in a 55 doesn't give a shit about gas mileage.

One is a well spoken, well reasoned, decorated war hero and the other is a fucking dunce. It must be genetic because I know a LOT of stupid white people.

Would that be the "real" Frank Serpico?

...is not telling the truth.

My prediction:

McCain vs. Edwards

I listen to all these candidates ramble out bible verses and make overt references to scripture, slamming gays, abortion, blah blah blah, but why are they all clean shaven?

Seems the first act these guys do at the beginning of the day is to shave. They need to get their noses back into the book and count all the times an untrimmed beard is mentioned.

Candidates, you went out of your way to go against the bible this morning when you could have just been lazy and not shaved. If your going to quote the bible, you'd better be living the bible. End of discussion.

Google: Hillary Clinton Rupert Murdoch fundraiser

If that doesn't piss you off, you might be a neocon.