Just ask Chris Christie, the greasy fat hog running for governor of New Jersey, who just got caught failing to disclose a $45,000 interest-bearing loan he floated to a subordinate in the U.S. Attorneys Office, while he was whoring it up as Republican bagman.

You just knew Kennedy’s death would immediately cause the teabagger scum to float to the top of their cesspools and spread their stink all over the internet, demonstrating precisely why they’re regarded with unbridled loathing and disgust by everyone whose existence on this earth makes any difference. Indeed, we really should be rather grateful for the teabaggers, and for the deterioration of the Republican Party into a pitchfork-wielding mob of half-human, Sarah Palin-worshipping baboons. Because no matter what happens with healthcare, the economy, or any other particular issue, it’s the deep affection and respect the teabaggers inspire which insures that Election Day continues to be the holiday when the American public squats over the face of the Republican base and takes a nice, big, steaming shit in its mouth.

Let’s face it, one of the more elusive tasks in criticism of any kind is to convey the depth of aesthetic and intellectual degeneracy inherent in an unmitigated piece of dreck like “Cougar Town.” Thanks for the heads-up; I look forward to checking out the full scope of its ineffable loathsomeness for myself.

What does matter is being able to use the incident to remind the human portion of the American electorate that Wilson - like the trash that voted for him - is the product of a degenerate culture of ignorance, bigoty and treason, and that Republicans are unfit to govern anywhere in this country.

And it's about fucking time.