the trolls and anonymous on January 2, 2008 09:09 PM are right, I do find everything you write and everything you do very attractive, and I am a fan of yours (and the rest of the Broadsheet women), but the only woman I ever brag about sexually satisfying is Mrs fetboy.

Wrote:

"but would it be too much to ask that these same women stop with the screaming that mens' higher libidio is a plot to oppress or "objectify" or "sexualize" women? Yes of course it would be."

Only if the men in question acknowledge that their sexual arousal entitles them to nothing, and graciously accept their fate when they get nothing when and if they are ever aroused.

I don't hate cats, and I think cat people are fine people. I just don't want a cat as a pet (and my wife was a dog woman, not a cat woman).

"prediction

The biggest customers will be men, and women will suddenly be offered a lot of upper arm massages..."

Which is probably why the product was thought up and being developed by men.

If the project to invent the women's Viagra was being run by women, they would invent a drug that made men more sensitive, witty, and charming. And I wonder if women would slip that drug into bar room glasses?

"The dog and I will both bite if provoked."

You are trying to entice me, aren't you?;) you temptress.;)

Don't worry, my wife knows we are just joking around.

Did you get to the bottom of the page of that link I sent you?

Maybe those guinea pig dishes were breaded guinea pig, but they were certainly prepared for human consumption.

I did tell you before that I ate dog once. In the culture where I ate the dog, dog is considered an aphrodisiac, but I didn't notice anything different after I ate the dog, though I doubt I would have noticed the effects of an aphrodisiac on me as being something other than what my body routinely naturally develops.

No, AKA Smith, what those men like is you with your dog. Watch a man walk your dog, and I doubt that he will get the response that you do.

I never thought of cats as feminine, I always just saw them as lazy, and gross when I saw them throw up hairballs.

The only animal I ever saw as feminine was the wolverine, which is a very cunning animal, fierce when protecting its young, and known to take on animals as large as bears in order to scavenge for food.

Since single women are more likely to have pets than single men are, we judge single women by the pets they keep. A cat woman is too prissy, doesn't play much, or go out much. Where as a dog woman is a lot of fun, for the reasons that mentioned.

I am speaking metaphorically, or course.

A man with sexual problems is pathetic, where as a woman with sexual problems is usually with a man who is pathetic.

I'm not pathetic, and my wife definitely doesn't have a sexual problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_pig

I have never eaten guinea pig myself, but some people do. And I am sure some people do enjoy breeding guinea pigs.

The answer to your question is, because you have to walk a dog around your neighborhood, which means you have to get out, where as cat people just stay at home all day. Also dogs always want to play, and cats are just plain lazy.

Also we assume a dog woman will be interested in doggy style, won't mind if we hump her leg (or other parts of her body), will let us lick her everywhere, and might be willing to scratch our bellies.

Is there really a need for a woman's version of Viagra? I always though my charming personality, honesty, respectfulness, concern, caring, compassion, passion, and romanticism, was the female version of Viagra, and that I was far from the only man or woman that was capable of producing the female version of Viagra.

Am I wrong?

Or do you all need a chemical supplement in addition to a lover's charming personality, honesty, respectfulness, concern, caring, compassion, passion, and romanticism?

Even when wetness was an issue, I found a "natural way" to get around that problem.

Why not a guinea pig? They are easy to keep in cages, cheaper to feed, less likely to run away, less likely to bring other guinea pigs home with them, and easy to give a bath to, yet still calming to pet. And some people have a lot of fun breading them. The only draw backs are that they don't housebreak very well, won't hunt down mice and rats, and tend to die rather easily.

Yeah, I know guinea pigs aren't exactly the manly pet to have, but if I ever become single again, I am going to buy either a guinea pig or pitt bull (and certainly not both).