Don't forget "Mister, you sure got a purty mouth, let me introduce ya to all my kin folk down south."

Lots of luck

My advice to you?

Become a professional boozer

Because you motherfucker

You're the eternal loser.

You know what I'd enjoy more as a free gub'ment snack

A roll of free vouchers so's I can buy myself some crack.

You just wouldn't understand

Crack and Tang

It's a Black a Moorish thang!

I don't think Shawn ever wanted or desired to be educated

He just enjoys coming back here to be hilariously berated.

The bullshit talker.

"You miserable mysoginistic, Obama's sadistic, lady hatin', Bobby Riggs placatin', orgasm fakin', cookies bakin'..."

You get the general idea

She's the nagging ninny of this or any year.

I hope your volunteerism

Brings you fulfillment and joy.

which is the last time I'll warrant she ever got laid.

Sittin' in a tree

Pining for the lost presidency

Of Hillary.

Do you sell Clinton cock rings? Word is around, Shawn wants one 'o those things.

Once again thanks

I see you still have your little 'ol Willie

All loaded up with blanks.

Did SNL give some of its old writers their paycheck and then the sack?

You're just a demagogue

That has always exploited fear

Don't think that now you impress us

As you shed another little crocodile tear.

Don't forget the Champipple.

Bro! You sound like you've been channeling Alan Ginsberg, I like your prose with its cascading verve...

You looked at the sky and you started to cuss

Cos you wished like hell that you could be like us

Now you rage and moan that it's all unjust

That Hillary's left behind in a trail of our dust

What a travesty

You clearly suffer an accute case

Of vicious jealosy

It doesn't make her or him a woman hater

It just proves that some had second thoughts

About electing in an aligator

Had me sayin'

"Beam me up Scotty."

It's sally the angry wally

You say we're all privleged whites

With a women hating message to sell

Sounds like you think we're all a product

From the bowels of hell

Cos everybody knows that we're the devil's progeny

And we're the origin of all of all misogny

"Sally can't dance no more, she can't pick herself up off of the floor."

Can't you hear that impending airbourne sound?

That's the flutter of the buzzards circling round!

"There are millions like me"

If that be the case

There are millions in misery.

If Hillary wants to ring up a 25 million dollar debt, I say fine, cos Bill and Hill's million dollar assets, are to the tune of one hundred and nine times.

I don't know where you have your eyes set

But your other bold alternative

Is the 100 years in Iraq, Viet Nam vet.

She wants Obama to pay?

The hell she say!

The crystal ball fortune teller of the American scene.

It's so golden to have you back

I love me some sharp satire

That some 'o the blunt tools seem to lack

It's time to invest in a brand new unity plan

The only enabing has been by Clinton herself

As she relegates her sideshow to the bottom shelf

indigo is a troll, snipin' and gripin' from a tiny fox hole.

I think your observation about change is wise, informed, and good, it's just a frustrating pity, that it is so seldom taken to heart or understood.

With regard to Shawn and the hateful Texas Girl, they always like to give it their best, stir up the pot whirl. Their racial rants aren't always expressed in muted undertones, sometimes they're as tangible and overt as sticks and stones.

Maybe they're paid posters on the Clinton pay roll.

Do you think it'd distress her

Mister ethics professor?

Can't get this shit staight

Which way is up

And which up is hate?

I retract what I said, sometimes this shit, just fucks with your head.

Who did that song? It was on the "Pulp Fiction" soundtrack if my memory ain't wrong.

That's right. This dawg won't fall for that trick, don't need any fleas, and don't need any ticks.

I don't know who Obama's gonna choose, but I really think that Hillary'd give him a real case of the blues.

Thanks a lot guys, you're tops in my book, now let's make the white house, Obama's final crowning prize.

Just make it short and sweet and direct and plain, you're in the tank for John McCain.

Is that so hard?

You sniveling geek, Obama's last name isn't Greek!

I've been reading your stuff for many a moon, and it fits in the benighted ranks of Shawn and Texas girl's, looney tune platoon.

I wish you could be Scalia's supreme court successor. I totally hear what it is you're sayin', this shit's for real, ain't no more playin'.

I feel ya bro...give a word up to those that oughta know.

On the day of your leaving you won't find me grieving.

Manos is one and unrepeatable, just as Hillary is done, and eminently defeatable.

We wouldn't insult Hillary anyway, she's beyond point of completely passe.

Be cool. It's gonna be alright. We have barely even begun to fight.

You don't like those young Turks, cos their new hold on reality, hits your old ways where it hurts.

Girl of my dreams, don't you eat too many of those crispy cremes.

Don't throw a shit fit, we just figured you guys were all a part of the same little spamming outfit.

walter map

What makes you think that I think Obama is totally blemishless and pristinely untainted, do you think I'm some kind of breathless little school girl, who has almost fainted?

I think you maybe ought to think again.