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manos99

Published Letters: 1971     Editor's Choice: 1

  • Scuse me please I don't mean to take a piss..

    [Read the article: Can Democrats learn to talk about race?]
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    ...but just which fucking low rent "gate" is this?

  • Aka Smith!

    [Read the article: Can Democrats learn to talk about race?]
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    Speakin' of creeps!

    Proud Texas girl is one of your peeps...

  • What's goin' on deep with in the lead lined walls of Hillary's..

    [Read the article: Can Democrats learn to talk about race?]
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    ...Archie Bunker?

  • Shawn

    [Read the article: Can Democrats learn to talk about race?]
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    You've got your ass in the past, which is why your girl finished last.

  • Shawn

    [Read the article: Can Democrats learn to talk about race?]
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    The "left" has left your ass behind, nuckle draggers like you come from another time.

  • Now you see it don't ya Smith?

    [Read the article: Can Democrats learn to talk about race?]
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    This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

  • Unleash the supers

    [Read the article: Obama takes superdelegate lead?]
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    Let 'em loose to the Max

    It's time for Hillary Clinton

    To learn some hard facts.

  • Hillary's gonna keep on campaigning?

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I'm so happy I could just shit.

  • sajwan

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Nothing could compel her to drop out of the race, but a cold splash of water to her delusional face.

  • Come on Supers

    [Read the article: Obama takes superdelegate lead?]
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    Come on and shoot

    Throw another endorcement

    Through Obama's hoop!

  • I dunno..

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Maybe Hillary could just miracle her ass into the presidency.

  • Hey Sugarman!

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I know that story you tell, you tell it so ably and well. The tale is indeed most apt, as democrats become unhinged and unwrapped.

  • won't get fooled again

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Take special note, we DID'NT get fooled a again!

  • David, what do you think it would take to please her?

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Should we by a special nomination appoint her the first American Caesar?

  • If she goes independent like Leiberman

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    She could start up the Bat Shit Crazy Party.

  • Braised Cod

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    You ain't just makin' fish & chips!

  • I am neither Obamaton or Obamabot

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Manos is the name I've got.

  • This sounds like a promising picture

    [Read the article: If Austin Powers were French -- and funny]
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    I think there have been too many spy spoofs, but this one sounds a little different. It's also about time that a comedy make some sharp incisive fun at the expense of people who are afraid of Islam and Muslims.

  • Women's issues will be so well addressed by McCain

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    And if you believe that one you are completely insane.

  • Well thank you kindly Queen Joan

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Thanks for tossin' all us Obama folks a generous bone.

  • Haiku's not the thing I do

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I prefer to be the wiseguy fool.

  • A lovely mother's day to all

    [Read the article: Little girl lost, little girl found]
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    Don't take for granted the goodness of mothers.

  • I may not know the rules of Haiku

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    But Manos got his own - word kung-fu

  • vision 63

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    The wisdom of your vision is a fuckin' mystery to me.

  • The Wachowskis

    [Read the article: "Speed Racer"]
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    Couldn't write their way out of a paper bag.

  • Looks like the ladies have a new fight on their hands

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Cos here's the latest news on where the issue

    of running mate stands

    Mrs. Michelle Obama

    it has been reported

    vetoes Hillary Clinton

    for the number two pretigious political spot

    namely that of the V.P. position

    And it looks real clear and sharp

    that as things are shaping up for all to see

    That's the way in the political cards

    things are shaping up to be.

  • The United of the Benighted

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Light a little candle while you're cursing the dark

    Cos you got no class and you got no heart.

  • Goebbels?

    [Read the article: Was Hillary channeling George Wallace?]
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    That's from Shawn? Mister "Hitler wasn't wrong?"

    Man Shawn, that's real rich

    from the freakiest cat

    who only wants to be Adolf's top bitch.

  • Shawn got game

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    And his game is blame

    And every turd he deposits

    Is a turd that smells the same.

  • Thank you madam fauntle roy

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Where there is wisdom found

    There is also joy.

  • K Stone

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    More and more, you're just standin' out there alone.

  • So?

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    So there you stand, give yourself one rousing hand.

  • Here he comes like a thief in the night

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Shawn the Turdburgler

    Is on a mission for all whites.

  • So?

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Form a "soing" circle!

    To be or not to be

    What the fuck do you want from me?

  • Okay Stone

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Sorry you don't like my tone.

  • Shawn, Shawn

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    The mutant spawn.

  • Sir Rexy

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    You perplex me

    Do you not find

    That Chelsea's

    Kinda sex?

  • See, it's like this...

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Clinton ain't livin' in a world

    Of sharp drawn reality

    She's living in a soft toned amusement park

    And it's theme is Hillary.

  • So I say to all you democrats

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Who like the rides at Hillaryland

    It's time to put away childish things

    And to unite and form a plan.

  • me insult?

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I only exult.

  • Kstone

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    If you don't like our jokes and you don't like our community

    Then get yourself some of that good 'ol John McCain unity.

  • john houseplant

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    You are a veritable vegetable

    How dare you call our humor tasteless and questionable!

  • Kstone, let's see how your fairy dust, tinker belle approach works

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Cos Hillary's magic kingdom

    is for emotionaly stunted children

    and overworked soda jerks.

  • What I find apparent, as the nose on your face

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Is how far the mighty have fallen, into a pit of disgrace.

  • That's transparency my friend

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    And for Hillary Clinton

    This is verily the end.

  • Msakel

    [Read the article: Was Hillary channeling George Wallace?]
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    Get wise and get hip

    Get on board with Shawn

    On that sinking Hitler ship.

  • Watch Rabid Texas Squirrel

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Give that 'ol wheel another whirl.

  • Crazy little Texas Squirrel

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Tell you what you oughta do with your shrunken world

    What you need to do is move along with Shawn to another state

    Where the constitution is based on both racism and hate.

  • bilhelm

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Shawn sure ain't got no self control

    It should also be noticed - he's a fuckin' asshole.

  • Proud Texas Girl

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    If America were anything like you

    Then the melting pot

    Would produce one real bitter stew.

  • sweetcaroline

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I'm afraid that this a case of when the going gets tough it's tough shit for the tough.

  • It just goes to proove that still

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Hillary's is in it

    To flaunt her will

  • Shawn, speaking of terrorism

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I understand there are at least half a dozen openings over at a new post primary organization calling itself Suicide Bombers for Clinton.

    So what do ya say? Bombs away?

  • lolcait

    [Read the article: Was Hillary channeling George Wallace?]
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    How appropriate that you should choose "Man of La Mancha" as Clintons new theme, happy wind mill tipping, in your silly Billary wet dreams.

  • antineocon

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    The Hillary as V.P. thing is not gonna come to be

    Cos Michelle Obama has said that idea's ancient history.

  • To grunt the impossible shit

    [Read the article: Was Hillary channeling George Wallace?]
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    Only Shawn & Texas Girl still believin' in it.

  • I agree "white trash" is insulting any way you go

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    The cast of "Deliverence" is more apropos.

  • You're the what you're waiting on it?

    [Read the article: Was Hillary channeling George Wallace?]
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    You're turd that's been waiting to rip?

    Well don't wait just let it go!

    Then pull the handle and let the toilet bowl flow!

  • antineocon

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I'm sure Barack will take the high road

    But you just gotta forgive Hillary, cos the low road

    is the only road she knows road.

  • HateTex, the vengeful judge

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    It'd take a true act of god

    To get you down from YOUR grudge.

  • Uncle Fester

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    I'm bring a bottle of my cheap chablis mixed with ripple. It's a little concoction I like to call champiple.

  • Suicide bombers for Hillary!

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Fricking ticking, Texas sized, time bomb girl

    Strapped and ready to blow up the whole frickin' world.

    Ya know, sometimes it's just the way it goes

    Look out there off on the horizon - thar she blows!

  • Asalam alaikum Shawn

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    You're 100% correct

    I'm an evil saracen pawn.

  • Fester

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Some folks smoke hash

    And some folks drink ripple

    I just drink Tang

    Cos I like to keep things simple.

  • Tang is both Kosher and Halal

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    So drink your Tang

    And be a pal.

  • NYShooter

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    As always thanks

    I see once again

    You've come armed with blanks.

  • Fester

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Thanks for shining some light in the dark

    Sides have become vicious

    As they scratch and howl and bark.

  • Could NYShooter

    [Read the article: What should Hillary Clinton do now?]
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    Be any cuter?