...but just which fucking low rent "gate" is this?

Speakin' of creeps!

Proud Texas girl is one of your peeps...

...Archie Bunker?

You've got your ass in the past, which is why your girl finished last.

The "left" has left your ass behind, nuckle draggers like you come from another time.

This is the kind of shit we have to put up with.

Let 'em loose to the Max

It's time for Hillary Clinton

To learn some hard facts.

I'm so happy I could just shit.

Nothing could compel her to drop out of the race, but a cold splash of water to her delusional face.

Come on and shoot

Throw another endorcement

Through Obama's hoop!

Maybe Hillary could just miracle her ass into the presidency.

I know that story you tell, you tell it so ably and well. The tale is indeed most apt, as democrats become unhinged and unwrapped.

Take special note, we DID'NT get fooled a again!

Should we by a special nomination appoint her the first American Caesar?

She could start up the Bat Shit Crazy Party.

You ain't just makin' fish & chips!

Manos is the name I've got.

I think there have been too many spy spoofs, but this one sounds a little different. It's also about time that a comedy make some sharp incisive fun at the expense of people who are afraid of Islam and Muslims.

And if you believe that one you are completely insane.

Thanks for tossin' all us Obama folks a generous bone.

I prefer to be the wiseguy fool.

Don't take for granted the goodness of mothers.

But Manos got his own - word kung-fu

The wisdom of your vision is a fuckin' mystery to me.

Couldn't write their way out of a paper bag.

Cos here's the latest news on where the issue

of running mate stands

Mrs. Michelle Obama

it has been reported

vetoes Hillary Clinton

for the number two pretigious political spot

namely that of the V.P. position

And it looks real clear and sharp

that as things are shaping up for all to see

That's the way in the political cards

things are shaping up to be.

Light a little candle while you're cursing the dark

Cos you got no class and you got no heart.

That's from Shawn? Mister "Hitler wasn't wrong?"

Man Shawn, that's real rich

from the freakiest cat

who only wants to be Adolf's top bitch.

And his game is blame

And every turd he deposits

Is a turd that smells the same.

Where there is wisdom found

There is also joy.

More and more, you're just standin' out there alone.

So there you stand, give yourself one rousing hand.

Shawn the Turdburgler

Is on a mission for all whites.

Form a "soing" circle!

To be or not to be

What the fuck do you want from me?

Sorry you don't like my tone.

The mutant spawn.

You perplex me

Do you not find

That Chelsea's

Kinda sex?

Clinton ain't livin' in a world

Of sharp drawn reality

She's living in a soft toned amusement park

And it's theme is Hillary.

Who like the rides at Hillaryland

It's time to put away childish things

And to unite and form a plan.

I only exult.

If you don't like our jokes and you don't like our community

Then get yourself some of that good 'ol John McCain unity.

You are a veritable vegetable

How dare you call our humor tasteless and questionable!

Cos Hillary's magic kingdom

is for emotionaly stunted children

and overworked soda jerks.

Is how far the mighty have fallen, into a pit of disgrace.

And for Hillary Clinton

This is verily the end.

Get wise and get hip

Get on board with Shawn

On that sinking Hitler ship.

Give that 'ol wheel another whirl.

Tell you what you oughta do with your shrunken world

What you need to do is move along with Shawn to another state

Where the constitution is based on both racism and hate.

Shawn sure ain't got no self control

It should also be noticed - he's a fuckin' asshole.

If America were anything like you

Then the melting pot

Would produce one real bitter stew.

I'm afraid that this a case of when the going gets tough it's tough shit for the tough.

Hillary's is in it

To flaunt her will

I understand there are at least half a dozen openings over at a new post primary organization calling itself Suicide Bombers for Clinton.

So what do ya say? Bombs away?

How appropriate that you should choose "Man of La Mancha" as Clintons new theme, happy wind mill tipping, in your silly Billary wet dreams.

The Hillary as V.P. thing is not gonna come to be

Cos Michelle Obama has said that idea's ancient history.

Only Shawn & Texas Girl still believin' in it.

The cast of "Deliverence" is more apropos.

You're turd that's been waiting to rip?

Well don't wait just let it go!

Then pull the handle and let the toilet bowl flow!

I'm sure Barack will take the high road

But you just gotta forgive Hillary, cos the low road

is the only road she knows road.

It'd take a true act of god

To get you down from YOUR grudge.

I'm bring a bottle of my cheap chablis mixed with ripple. It's a little concoction I like to call champiple.

Fricking ticking, Texas sized, time bomb girl

Strapped and ready to blow up the whole frickin' world.

Ya know, sometimes it's just the way it goes

Look out there off on the horizon - thar she blows!

You're 100% correct

I'm an evil saracen pawn.

Some folks smoke hash

And some folks drink ripple

I just drink Tang

Cos I like to keep things simple.

So drink your Tang

And be a pal.

As always thanks

I see once again

You've come armed with blanks.

Thanks for shining some light in the dark

Sides have become vicious

As they scratch and howl and bark.

Be any cuter?