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Wednesday, May 7, 2008 02:26 PM

you mean statements like:

"oh wow and how it would be so grand, to drop a bomb on the city of tehran?"

Wednesday, May 7, 2008 04:00 PM

The woman is mad, no rational thought shall ever tempt to please her

I tell you my fellow countrymen, she's a pantsuited wannabe Caeser!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008 04:13 PM

cynical

I humbly beg your forgiveness, I was wrong about all that Caesar business.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008 04:20 PM

Renegade Iconoclast

Spare us the dumb tooting tin horn of your divisive bombast.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008 04:44 PM

Carol!

Fire up the engines of the Obamamobile, cos we who are Barack-man's legion of countless minons, must endeavor to spread our infection, of caddishly insidious opinions.

Where's Powdered Toastman when you need him?

Thursday, May 8, 2008 02:21 AM

Izzie Dee

I'm an independent too, but I gotta disagree, Clinton is through.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 02:38 AM
Original article: Clinton Veepstakes

Clinton-Ahmadinijad

I could envision some real atomic sparks between these two, and they both share practically the same identical personality type!

Thursday, May 8, 2008 02:53 AM
Original article: Obama Veepstakes

Jesse Ventura for V.P.

I think that would be interesting.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 01:43 PM
Original article: Clinton writes to Obama

Come on Clinton!

The D.N.C. drafted the rules. Michigan and Florida got played by a bunch of heedless political fools. And what makes you think Floridians won't fuck up again, just like in 2000, way back when?

Thursday, May 8, 2008 02:07 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Question about the Clinton Campaign...

When is its final demise due for announcement? An impatient nation waits.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 02:22 PM

Shit!

You'd have to be a real stupid sucker to mail some money off to Hillary's campaign as it goes into its meltdown mode, from this point on, its all down the comode....

Thursday, May 8, 2008 02:44 PM

Clinton Decoder:

The statement: "I am in this race."

The translation: "I am in deep shit."

Thursday, May 8, 2008 02:51 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Hey! How goes AKA's campaign

for the sorority of the insane?

Thursday, May 8, 2008 03:06 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

I just so loved Clinton's tough ironhorse femenist plan

To drop a big A-bomb on the Islamic Republic of Iran

It made me feel so weak and diminished

Like all sanity had been finished

And there stood me, a little pawn of a mere man.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 03:12 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Let the storm clouds of war burst!

May women come always first!

Thursday, May 8, 2008 03:16 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Or better I should say

May Clintons always take the day!

Thursday, May 8, 2008 03:19 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Thankfully Smith's mental myopia is not contagious

For were it so

It'd be outragious.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 03:40 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Smith

Women are an important integral part of humanity, but I can't help think that you sound like a sort of sisterhood sepereratist, which is real exteme 70's sort of outlook.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 03:57 PM

Shock the monkey

But don't mock the Manos.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 04:11 PM

Battle for Haditha?

The rest of the world called it the Haditha Massacre. America is as honest with itself as ever ain't it?

Thursday, May 8, 2008 04:22 PM

Clinton can..

..flush the notion of any forward motion.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 04:57 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Sisterhood seperatists

There's unity in cliques

To hell with the male species

A pox upon their dicks

Let us all shout the words

Of our eternal battle of the sexes endeavor

Matriarchy now! Matriarchy forever!

Thursday, May 8, 2008 05:27 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Sue me,

But dumb simple jocks with different colored socks, and grease monkeys, as well as other oddly assorted high school flunkies, are Clinton's sweet white workin' stiff creme, they're the ignorant constituency she's countin' on, they're the make up of her Uh-merican dream.

It was these ignorant, uneducated, dumb fuckin' rubes, who brought us Bush term, numero two, and who thought Iraq would be some kind of an heroic thing to do.

Only in your Hollywood fantasies folks.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 05:34 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

The so-called "white working class"

Can work on the business

Of kissin' my white ass.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 05:39 PM

You know Hillary could win..

..if she pimped me out to work on her campaign's behalf, but she offered me so little salary, I just had to laugh.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 05:44 PM
Original article: TV Daily

I love Beneath the Planet of the Apes

It's an amazing mirror image of America today.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 06:15 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

The MCcain Bus

Is the one hundred years in Iraq express line to oblivion.

lol

Thursday, May 8, 2008 06:43 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

That's right KateTex

It's a bitter pill

Yes we can

And yes we will.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 06:47 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Stentor

You said "cram it." Is that the same thing as "stick it up your ass?"

Thursday, May 8, 2008 06:54 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Smith

You're own argument isn't going all that swimmingly either.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 07:13 PM
Original article: "Speed Racer"

The original cartoon was so shitty we used to laugh ourselves silly

The reason this stupid movie exists is because some believe that the Wachowski brothers are a summer movie recipe for super success, little do they know that the Wachowski's are the idiot express high on a sugar rush. Those two jerks should play with toy cars, not play with big budget motion pictures. For what it's friggin' worth, the Wachowshi's should fall over the edge, of the fuckin' earth.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 07:23 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Stentor

What? Because he said Clinty wasn't gonna win on the issues?

Thursday, May 8, 2008 07:26 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Well has she won jackshit?

I mean I wouldn't wanna cram it atcha, but what did she win?

Thursday, May 8, 2008 11:04 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

So,

Smith is pouring out her I had it hard hard luck story. Sure she was there when the stock market fell in 29, she was there diggin' for coal in the deepest coal mine, Smith had it so hard and rough, that they used to boil the souls of their shoes for food, so the leather wouldn't be so tough.

Smith is patently so full of shit, to be credulous of flap, you'd have to be a fuck-wit.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 11:16 PM

I don't care if Hillary's channeling Chuck E. Cheese

The woman is a destructively divisive walking disease.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 11:26 PM

Smith

I don't see her as a racist.

I see her as a disgracist.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 11:34 PM

If the future of Hillary's campaign...

...rests on the redneck vote, it still won't be enough to float her boat.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 11:46 PM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

VictimTex

Throw a pity party and invite yourself as the guest of honor.

Thursday, May 8, 2008 11:56 PM

Great Smith

You've made your decision, now please fuck off, you're an easy target for derision.

Friday, May 9, 2008 12:23 AM

It's a lot like this, not just to take a smart piss

IF that old biddy AKA could ever arrive at just one honest and concise point, then manos would happily split this damn joint.

I you want to debate her all the day and the night, then you my friend know futility's, most fruitless long fight.

Lots of luck to you, you will need it in ever patient abundance.

Friday, May 9, 2008 12:41 AM

TexasGurl

Will your blind pride never diminish, as we witness Hillary's slow finish?

Friday, May 9, 2008 05:31 AM

Shawn and Smith?

When did this place so suddenly turn into shithead central?

Friday, May 9, 2008 05:58 AM

The Seven Deadly Sins of a Proud Texas Girl

Not only is she proud, she's also vain, thus proud Texas Girl, will be voting for McCain.

But the worst of the seven deadly sins to haunt Texas Girl, is related to election primary math, because the logic it imposes on Hillary, only increases her mad wrath.

Friday, May 9, 2008 06:27 AM
Original article: What does Hillary want?

Yes Texas Girl

We are many

We as legion as the golden horde of Kubla Khan

We are so great in number that we blot out the sun

Friday, May 9, 2008 07:02 AM

Proud Prancing Idiot

Homey don't play that!

Friday, May 9, 2008 07:13 AM

rwanderman

For some it seems the mind is a cage, and behind its bars, is an unreasoning rage.

Friday, May 9, 2008 03:00 PM

Pardom my saying this

with no wish to be mean, but Mr. McCain, sounds like Sheikh Yassin.

Friday, May 9, 2008 03:13 PM
Original article: "Speed Racer"

If you think this lame loaf of movie making is moronic

Prepare yourself very soon for the big budget summer extravaganza of "The Land of the Lost," coming soon to a theater near you.

Friday, May 9, 2008 03:31 PM

There's no more time to fritter away to waste

Up the supers and do it with haste.

Friday, May 9, 2008 03:36 PM

America's final one last hope

Is to court the constituencies of the Hee-haw vote.

Friday, May 9, 2008 03:44 PM

Hee-Hee-Hee-Haw-Haw-Hee-Hee-Haw-Haw!!!

Hee-Hee-Haw-Haw-Haw!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Friday, May 9, 2008 03:54 PM

Shawn, I 'm impressed by the mighty profundity

Of your arm chair bigot's punditry.

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