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Published Letters: 1971
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Hitler was doused with petrol and burned to ashes, so you might have a hell of a time finding and reassembling those minute atomic particles, glueing them together, and then running them for the democratic nomination. All my best. Good luck fuck-wit!
As always -
It's on the house asshole.
Joan go figure, your balls just got bigger.
His name is George Frost
He once was brillant consultant
To the candidate who lost.
Never before have I ever seen a Clinton supporter make Hillary seem, well, so Hitlerian.
Now don't misunderstand this, and don't think me snide, but so often the proud are made blind by the hubris, of their own benighted pride.
What happens tomorrow, only time will tell. But I can't understand how Bill Clinton could dog Hillary the way that he did. Actin' like he's some kind of stupid little fourteen year old kid. I think Hillary makes silly little smirky facial expressions at times that I find kind of condescending, but back in the day when she was first lady, her hotness was unending. And that's the truth Ruth.
Up your little drama and talk 'bout my momma.
This whole thing seems batty.
Economics by George Frost from the land of the lost.
I want good grammer but with much less filling.
Cos it's the only road she knows road.
And randomly tossed
He's a hack for the Clintons
They call him George Frost.
Today Obama may or may not seal the final fate of this dreary soap drama, he may seal it with a period, but it's more likely it'll be a comma.
The fact of the matter is that Hillary cannot and will not resoundingly win, and it's time for her to take true stock, of the place that she's in.
I thought it went first comes love then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage.
And Carol, girl you just blow my mind, you can oomph the manos any old time.
I've read Philip Roth. Portnoy the chronic masturbator, who always had wipe his privates with a cloth.
Different count strategies are for those who most lack, and who run campaigns, where the counters are smokin' crack.
You gotta give it to Hillary and her bag of cheap tricks, if she repeats one stunt long enough, sometimes something she says just sort of stands out and sticks.
You're patently full of shit, Obama voted in favor of funds for the troops in a war to which we're already commited, to keep them safe, well fed, and equipped.
Do you think he's leave our troops overseas in a hostile land, with a whim and a prayer and a rubber band?
No more clouds of war to fear again!
You'll soon have a doctorate, just as soon as Kellog's comes through, then you'll have that certain kind of "real" authority type of view. But be not too proud, lest you think yourself some kind of master, because where we're all lookin' out, you look like a righteous disaster.
When you compare it to North Carolina, victory's sweet for Obama, and it couldn't be finer.
Nuthin' could be finer than to win in Caroliner!
Mizz Molly.
Isn't in Hillary's vocabulary.
Hillary is a bare knuckes brawler who thrists for the fight, for her to ever seem graceful or even gracious, would just make her feel way too uptight.
It's a little known tidbit, but it's the secret of his success.
If anybody knows I know he would...how many delegates does the Clintonator need to catch up to Obama?
I sense things are meshing..
I would think your projections correct, the horse race is over, Hillary bows out, then it's MCcain move over.
They figured it was dumb audacity for us to have so much hope, but Hillary's negativity supplied her with just enough rope.
To those not in the know, considers A. Hitler, his bestest and baddest bro.
..but I'm afraid it's just not happenin' hon.
Ha! I'm no quitter, for as you all know, tis much better to be bitter!
Yeah I read Azimov's Foundation series too, and I'm just greatly relieved that in all psycho-historic probability, the good 'ol galactic empire won't be getting into another stupid, senseless war in the middle east with Iran, unless of course John "the Mule" MCcain makes his braying way into the presidency. I sure hope not, and I'm really happy for Obama.
I prefer little cresent moons instead.
..with his own brand of political fiction.
...it might be crack, cos in the true of the blue, Shawn don't know Jack.
How today's news
It must grieve her.
But don't bang your head
until it rings cruel with pain
There's always the warm alternative
To vote for MCcain.
I nominate Shawn to serve in the newly created position of garbage czar.
At least we won't have to win a war in Iran. Obliteration's a bitch ain't it?
...but does this all indicate that the obliteratin' of Iran, is on indefinate hold?
The manos may be a smartass
But he sure ain't no knave
I'm not some kind of giddy little twit
Who'd do a dumb dance on a fresh grave.
Now I know there are some
Who'll attempt to make others smart
And proceed to rub it in
But that is neither too wise or well advised
If they expect at all in the end to win.
...he called himself a progressive but had cobwebs in his head...next thing he asked was "what's it gonna be?" so he voted for MCcain cos he couldn't Hillary...
That's a cheap and unkind mentality, the Clintons have lots of political vitality.
It's over folks!
Peddle your propoganda down at the five and dime, people don't even endulge you as a casual waste of time...
Tell it to Shawn, just let him flat know, his conclusions are WRONG!
Trix are for kids!
Whatever you do, wherever you go, remember most of all, to always aim low.