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You called Michelle Obama "a bitch?"
That's a sexist slur if ever I heard,
is "bitch" your most favorite
of all possible words?
I know it's hilariously ironic, a real fizzy kind of tonic. Take a gulp and take a dizzy spin, but remember Obama is in this, and he's in this to win.
Do you kiss your own mother with that ugly gutter mouth?
Are you the trailer trash queen of the whole wide south?
for what it's worth farnsworth, I think you might be alone, you might be a stiff, or just lack a funny bone.
Proceed...
But I have a homeboy who joined the army three years ago. He finished a station in Seoul south Korea, and he's been promised that his black ass is gonna be shipped off to Iraq for a two year tour in four months. I say to hell with Hillary, she served up a big heaping bowl of lies about the neccessity of this war. I will not vote for a person who puts career before conscience.
she's not good enough for me.
That would have been the human thing to do.
Alcoholics Anonymous?
Are you sure that percentage of blacks in america is 13%? Such an unlucky number, unlucky for Clinton that is.
Thank you. The reason, the primary reason why, in my opinion, most black voters will not cast their vote for Hillary Clinton, is because a very large percentage of black America serves in the military. Many feel used and duped by politicians of the lowest repute, and Hillary Clinton is one of those who elected to conform, rather than trascend and reform, the way America conducts itself in the world.
Cheatum & Steele
But more to the point, and this might make you sqirm, the woman is an invertebrate, crawling, miserable, little worm.
I stand corrected. Make my day.
She through everything from the kitchen sink but the toilet plunger. She's gonna need to use that later.
you WISH we'd been fooled again.
It's all about uniting
Hillary has sent out negative attack fliers, aimed at Obama, that concern the issue of guns. In these ads, Clinton portrays herself as a champion of the second ammendment, which I find awful ironic, because I always remembered her as an advocate of gun control.
Yep, she goes as low as the low dare to go....
You too can be a winner!
In the oppression sweepstakes!
Stay tuned to see if YOU'RE a winner!
And it is anything in the world but Hil-lar-y.
are more concerned that Clinton will fuck the country.
...is how Clinton will do with her pander politics with the purple people of the planet pluto. Her awful and ugly campaign, are indicative of a crooked and corrupt shitstem, she should take her disgusting carnival, to a brand new solar system.
You're really humorous and sharp
You tickle the funny bone
And lighten the heart
Girl, you ain't no more 'o the same
Cos girl, what you got, you got game.
Has folks scratching their heads
And their eyes all a sqintin'.
But I'd rather remind her of Falluja and Haditha.
Daaamn!
Girl, you're a poet and you know it!
The examples are super-numerary
You're my favorite comment luminary
Hillary
Do you promise to use NOOKULAR weapons in the middle east?
many happy returns, or maybe I should say, many happy
returns from the edge of obivion.
Hon, you're the ONE!
I gotta tell ya straight
I don't share your view
And one these days
this election'll be through
I support Barack Obama for reasons I consider sound and true
And would not vote for Hillary Clinton if you paid me to
Just go with the low road, it's the one that you know road.
America will soon come to learn, that Hillary is a petty, spiteful, and spineless little worm.
That wondrous woman
The sista can rhyme
Sure she supports a bonehead
But that ain't no capital crime
I would like to share my poem
"Hillary the Obliterator"
If you turn to page 5
I'll catch ya comments later
Manos
Here's some more pandering
More grasping at straws
Hillary proposes to break up O.P.E.C.
Through anti-trust laws.
Lots 'o luck
When the bullshit is flying
Don't forget to duck
You tell it straight Tom. Nicely said.
and is a pandering toad
flush this whole piece
right down the comode
I'm sure people in Indiana don't want to sacrifice their sons and daughters for a war Hillary supported, voted for, and probably will continue to prosecute, though she has made some pandering suggest that she now supports withdrawl.
I don't trust her, and with so many military people's lives at stake in Iraq, I don't think they or their families should trust her either.
And her Iran statement. That's a whole other area. Do we now want a three front war?
Traister and Walsh's model journalist. Gilda Radner did a golden comedy impression of Walters.
...goodness gracious great balls of gas!
That was brilliantly funny.
..that gasbag Clinton!
The answer is no.
I feel ya brother. I have a homeboy who's supposed to be shipping out for Iraq in about four months. He thinks Hillary has long term plans like MCcain for all that mess over there. Good luck to you and take good care to keep your eyes on the prize of exiting that futile enterprise of lies.
It's not about solutions...it's about political prostitutions.
Where did you get your law degree? In a box of of Kellog's corn flakes?
Remember that shell game piece scribbled by that Clinton con artist Sean Wilenz?
This is the sequel to that stupidity.
Let me tell ya, you're right on target.
Go suck the titanium tit of one of Hillary's obliterating nukes, we thank you as always for another in a continuing series of your lame assed rebukes.
Was ist dis da Frauline Texas girl putch? Ach Der leiber!