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manos99

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Sunday, May 4, 2008 05:06 PM

Shameful Texas Slurs...."A bitch?"

You called Michelle Obama "a bitch?"

That's a sexist slur if ever I heard,

is "bitch" your most favorite

of all possible words?

Sunday, May 4, 2008 05:20 PM
Original article: Tight race in Guam caucuses

sugarman

I know it's hilariously ironic, a real fizzy kind of tonic. Take a gulp and take a dizzy spin, but remember Obama is in this, and he's in this to win.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 05:28 PM

Proud TX.

Do you kiss your own mother with that ugly gutter mouth?

Are you the trailer trash queen of the whole wide south?

Sunday, May 4, 2008 05:38 PM
Original article: Opus

farnsworth

for what it's worth farnsworth, I think you might be alone, you might be a stiff, or just lack a funny bone.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 05:42 PM

Heal This Nation

Proceed...

Sunday, May 4, 2008 08:30 PM

I don't know about y'all

But I have a homeboy who joined the army three years ago. He finished a station in Seoul south Korea, and he's been promised that his black ass is gonna be shipped off to Iraq for a two year tour in four months. I say to hell with Hillary, she served up a big heaping bowl of lies about the neccessity of this war. I will not vote for a person who puts career before conscience.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 08:40 PM

bottom line bob

she's not good enough for me.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 08:44 PM

I hear ya Celia.

That would have been the human thing to do.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 09:09 PM

AAs?

Alcoholics Anonymous?

Sunday, May 4, 2008 09:16 PM

KateTx.

Are you sure that percentage of blacks in america is 13%? Such an unlucky number, unlucky for Clinton that is.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 09:23 PM

rebeca making it real

Thank you. The reason, the primary reason why, in my opinion, most black voters will not cast their vote for Hillary Clinton, is because a very large percentage of black America serves in the military. Many feel used and duped by politicians of the lowest repute, and Hillary Clinton is one of those who elected to conform, rather than trascend and reform, the way America conducts itself in the world.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 09:33 PM

Wasn't that the name of Hillary's law firm?

Cheatum & Steele

Sunday, May 4, 2008 09:41 PM

Champion panderer chimes pretty true

But more to the point, and this might make you sqirm, the woman is an invertebrate, crawling, miserable, little worm.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 09:49 PM

Thanks Filthy Harry

I stand corrected. Make my day.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 09:56 PM

rwanderman

She through everything from the kitchen sink but the toilet plunger. She's gonna need to use that later.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 10:20 PM

won't get fooled again...

you WISH we'd been fooled again.

Sunday, May 4, 2008 10:26 PM

It's not about inciting

It's all about uniting

Sunday, May 4, 2008 10:42 PM

News Flash

Hillary has sent out negative attack fliers, aimed at Obama, that concern the issue of guns. In these ads, Clinton portrays herself as a champion of the second ammendment, which I find awful ironic, because I always remembered her as an advocate of gun control.

Yep, she goes as low as the low dare to go....

Monday, May 5, 2008 09:21 AM

We're coming to your house!

You too can be a winner!

In the oppression sweepstakes!

Stay tuned to see if YOU'RE a winner!

Monday, May 5, 2008 09:36 AM

Man, I KNOW what is best for me

And it is anything in the world but Hil-lar-y.

Monday, May 5, 2008 10:02 AM
Original article: Opus

I think people

are more concerned that Clinton will fuck the country.

Monday, May 5, 2008 12:56 PM

The real perplexing problem..

...is how Clinton will do with her pander politics with the purple people of the planet pluto. Her awful and ugly campaign, are indicative of a crooked and corrupt shitstem, she should take her disgusting carnival, to a brand new solar system.

Monday, May 5, 2008 01:25 PM

Carol Richards

You're really humorous and sharp

You tickle the funny bone

And lighten the heart

Girl, you ain't no more 'o the same

Cos girl, what you got, you got game.

Monday, May 5, 2008 01:38 PM

The endless ass drag of Hillary Clinton

Has folks scratching their heads

And their eyes all a sqintin'.

Monday, May 5, 2008 01:44 PM

Clinton invoked the Alamo in Texas

But I'd rather remind her of Falluja and Haditha.

Monday, May 5, 2008 01:48 PM

Carol

Daaamn!

Girl, you're a poet and you know it!

Monday, May 5, 2008 01:54 PM

Thanks Carol

The examples are super-numerary

You're my favorite comment luminary

Monday, May 5, 2008 02:39 PM
Original article: Quote of the day

Hillary & her Hawk Talk

Hillary

Do you promise to use NOOKULAR weapons in the middle east?

many happy returns, or maybe I should say, many happy

returns from the edge of obivion.

Monday, May 5, 2008 02:49 PM

M.C. Wonderous Woman!

Hon, you're the ONE!

Monday, May 5, 2008 02:57 PM

Wondrous Woman

I gotta tell ya straight

I don't share your view

And one these days

this election'll be through

I support Barack Obama for reasons I consider sound and true

And would not vote for Hillary Clinton if you paid me to

Monday, May 5, 2008 03:34 PM

Smith

Just go with the low road, it's the one that you know road.

Monday, May 5, 2008 03:54 PM

Muck and Slime, Clinton Loves it all the Time

America will soon come to learn, that Hillary is a petty, spiteful, and spineless little worm.

Monday, May 5, 2008 04:05 PM

Carol

That wondrous woman

The sista can rhyme

Sure she supports a bonehead

But that ain't no capital crime

I would like to share my poem

"Hillary the Obliterator"

If you turn to page 5

I'll catch ya comments later

Manos

Monday, May 5, 2008 04:35 PM

The O.P.E.C. Epic or a Dreary drip in a Sea of Irrelevance

Here's some more pandering

More grasping at straws

Hillary proposes to break up O.P.E.C.

Through anti-trust laws.

Lots 'o luck

When the bullshit is flying

Don't forget to duck

Monday, May 5, 2008 06:29 PM
Original article: This Modern World

The media's big to do about nothing

You tell it straight Tom. Nicely said.

Monday, May 5, 2008 06:41 PM

Clinton is wrong

and is a pandering toad

flush this whole piece

right down the comode

Monday, May 5, 2008 07:24 PM

Remember that in 2005 Clinton she supported a long standing commitment to stay in Iraq

I'm sure people in Indiana don't want to sacrifice their sons and daughters for a war Hillary supported, voted for, and probably will continue to prosecute, though she has made some pandering suggest that she now supports withdrawl.

I don't trust her, and with so many military people's lives at stake in Iraq, I don't think they or their families should trust her either.

And her Iran statement. That's a whole other area. Do we now want a three front war?

Monday, May 5, 2008 07:35 PM

A gas bag and a gossip hag

Traister and Walsh's model journalist. Gilda Radner did a golden comedy impression of Walters.

Monday, May 5, 2008 07:39 PM

My name is Hill-ry and I cover my ass...

...goodness gracious great balls of gas!

Monday, May 5, 2008 08:32 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Wolf Blitzer:"Does Obama's long time mailman secretly hate America?"

That was brilliantly funny.

Monday, May 5, 2008 08:38 PM

I'll tell ya what's taxing..

..that gasbag Clinton!

Monday, May 5, 2008 08:51 PM

Houngan

The answer is no.

Monday, May 5, 2008 08:59 PM

jamisco

I feel ya brother. I have a homeboy who's supposed to be shipping out for Iraq in about four months. He thinks Hillary has long term plans like MCcain for all that mess over there. Good luck to you and take good care to keep your eyes on the prize of exiting that futile enterprise of lies.

Monday, May 5, 2008 09:17 PM

mikelx

It's not about solutions...it's about political prostitutions.

Monday, May 5, 2008 09:51 PM

LeCastor

Where did you get your law degree? In a box of of Kellog's corn flakes?

Monday, May 5, 2008 09:59 PM

Of course he's consultant to Clinton

Remember that shell game piece scribbled by that Clinton con artist Sean Wilenz?

This is the sequel to that stupidity.

Monday, May 5, 2008 10:05 PM

Tom

Let me tell ya, you're right on target.

Monday, May 5, 2008 10:13 PM

Electro Robot

Go suck the titanium tit of one of Hillary's obliterating nukes, we thank you as always for another in a continuing series of your lame assed rebukes.

Monday, May 5, 2008 10:18 PM

Hitler!?!

Was ist dis da Frauline Texas girl putch? Ach Der leiber!

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