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Monday, March 31, 2008 10:00 PM

KateTex

For you the word "hope" only means smokin' a nickel bag of Hillary's dope. "Have a toke of Clintonian hope or just piss up a rope" is your motto, while you hold on to slim hopes that she'll win this years big lotto.

Monday, March 31, 2008 09:25 PM

Hillary is "good"

Hillary is "great"

deep in the erratic wilds

of her own diseased mental state

Monday, March 31, 2008 09:15 PM

Durian Joe

Is Azhar Nafisi the only Iranian author you know? Try some Chubak or some Sadek Hadayat instead. Read "The Blind Owl." Believe me, from your remarks its a read that's right up your alley. You make me chortle, you make me scoff, take your blinders right the fuck off.

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:53 PM

no longer to amaze

the dull long days

of Hillary's maze

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:45 PM

Shit Smith

You have your nose so far up Hillary's ass I'm surprised you can smell anything.

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:40 PM

The real question is Doppleganger

would YOU want to date Smith?

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:36 PM

same 'ol song

same thing goin' on

days and weeks are long....

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:31 PM

Smith

I'm sure you're real up on the 'ol ADD.

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:28 PM

WTF?

Have a Talbani kind of day!

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:23 PM

Personally

I prefer "Old Fart in a Pantsuit."

Monday, March 31, 2008 05:09 PM

Smith

you WOULD call dr. Laura.

Monday, March 31, 2008 04:58 PM

the process is mired

folks feelin' tired

the milk has expired

Clinton all fired

pants suit attired

media wired

the public - uninspired

Monday, March 31, 2008 04:13 PM

Hillary in distress

generics cost less

no key to success

the world in a mess

folks need a rest

Bush says he's "blessed"

for whiter teeth use crest

Obama - the best

Monday, March 31, 2008 04:02 PM

Speaking of dull turds

I see Smith is on the preach again.

Monday, March 31, 2008 03:54 PM

Anybody who's over the moon about D.H. Lawrence

Is a dull turd to me.

Monday, March 31, 2008 03:08 PM

goin' at this rate

stuck at a stalmate

barbarians at the gate

the season of hate

Monday, March 31, 2008 02:23 PM

If you think Hillary is comin' in anything but last

You're just blowin' it out your ass.

Monday, March 31, 2008 01:53 PM
Original article: This Modern World

I agree

The Clinton people exult in the thrill of their cult.

Monday, March 31, 2008 01:45 PM

grumblin' and moanin'

pissin' and groanin'

keep it on goin'

Because

you'll

have

plenty

of

time..........

Monday, March 31, 2008 10:12 AM

razoreyes

Get that box cutter out of your eye sockets, it's begining to effect your brain.

Monday, March 31, 2008 10:01 AM

Reality Discounts

The K-mart of informed political commentary.

Monday, March 31, 2008 09:51 AM

Rock on ramblin' rag

You rule!

Monday, March 31, 2008 09:47 AM

Hhatchet

No. In Robo's case the position of the thumb goes straight square up his stupid ass.

Monday, March 31, 2008 09:42 AM

In the baseball game of life

It's boos for Bush and "get the hook" for Hillary.

Monday, March 31, 2008 09:15 AM

Electro Robot:

Obama is infinte

just as the bot is infantile

Monday, March 31, 2008 08:51 AM
Original article: This Modern World

Tom T. this toon is incredibly funny

And the political satire?

Right on the money

Monday, March 31, 2008 08:45 AM

20,000 Penn State College kids

It's plain to see

Will not vote for Hill-a-ry

Monday, March 31, 2008 08:36 AM

*

Jack don't know Jack

He's just like some strange tatersalad

Strung out on crack

Monday, March 31, 2008 08:32 AM

KateTex is a regular Clinton Kook

She's a smokin' crater

An Obama hater

A Clinton race baiter

A roadrage tailgater

With all the single minded grace

Of a bayou alligator.

Monday, March 31, 2008 08:17 AM

Come on supers do your biit

It's time to raise this race up from its state of stagnant shit.

Monday, March 31, 2008 01:42 AM

It should be selfevident to a shithead

That she's the loser.

Monday, March 31, 2008 01:05 AM
Original article: This Modern World

I hear ya.

"Loser" is inscribed across their foreheads.

Monday, March 31, 2008 12:29 AM
Original article: This Modern World

Needs treatment

lolcait has got some kind of obsessive Clinton driven psychosis.

Monday, March 31, 2008 12:16 AM

Hey

How did Obama make out with the results from the Texas caucus?

Sunday, March 30, 2008 11:45 PM
Original article: This Modern World

Hysterical!

Everyday is backwards day in Billary Land Tom.

Sunday, March 30, 2008 05:33 PM

I'm mad at you Mickey

You try to fuck me and don't even offer me a drink first.

Sunday, March 30, 2008 05:24 PM

"Don't believe it for a moment."

You tryin' to slip my a Mickey Mickey?

Sunday, March 30, 2008 02:24 PM

lolcait

I don't know shit about this "koolaid" thing as you call it, but why don't you take a long vaction to Jim Jone's summer camp in the beautiful, lush, forgotten forests of South America? I'll spring for the ticket.

Sunday, March 30, 2008 02:15 PM

Clear the cobwebs Smith

Then get back to us and dreck on your own damn self!

Sunday, March 30, 2008 01:33 PM

Art imitating life in an alternative America

I recently saw Richard Kelly's science fiction, political satire, "Southland Tales." In the film, which takes place in an alternative universe of the presidential election year of 2008, Hillary Clinton's running mate is Joe Lieberman! What happens at the end of the picture? The world ends not with a whimper, but with a bang. Here in the real America however, the democratic campaign is just dragging its ass along, and I wouldn't be one bit surprised if Clinton actually did pick up Leiberman to be her VP, providing the fluidic forces of fate make her the democratic nominee. This outragious film, probably destined to become a cult classic, came out last year, confounding and confusing critics, but when watched now in contemporary context, it's the most insightful movie on American politics to come along in a long long time. It'll be interesting to see how things eventually unfold on our side of the time rift.

Sunday, March 30, 2008 10:19 AM

Edwards the King maker?

He'll always be Kerry's sidekick to me. The sodajerk kid.

Sunday, March 30, 2008 09:59 AM

Texas

Is the tiger in Obama's tank. Happy motoring my man!

Sunday, March 30, 2008 09:24 AM

I didn't think there was much there

When Edwards was Kerry's pretty boy sidekick. I still don't.

Sunday, March 30, 2008 02:23 AM

The N.Y. Times has termed Hillary's bastardization of what really happened in Bosnia as the St. Patrick's Day Massacre

I just call it a great big fat stinking lie. A fabrication of experience, a glaring untruth, a dishonesty to all Americans, both to seniors and the youth.

Saturday, March 29, 2008 07:41 PM

did you know that

habibi is arabic for beloved one?

Saturday, March 29, 2008 07:15 PM

Chelsea Clinton has the brains of a beagle

And the face of a horse.

Saturday, March 29, 2008 04:07 PM

When will Americans Realize,

That the War on Terror really just means the War on Whatever...?

Saturday, March 29, 2008 04:02 PM

Odog, your master's calling.

Sugarman, stay off the sugar.

Saturday, March 29, 2008 03:54 PM

walker, you're just a talker

and you don't have a single crutch left to stand upon.

Saturday, March 29, 2008 03:23 PM

Some say Clinton just commited a simple faux pas

But where I come in the real world, we call it a lie in the raw.

Saturday, March 29, 2008 08:57 AM

I dunno...

Where I come from, unless you happen to be on coke

They call it a LIE

Not, "I think I misspoke."

Saturday, March 29, 2008 05:01 AM

You can't just merely say that Hillary simply misspoke...

...and pass it off as some kind of a glib little joke. I don't like to be thought of as some kind of tool, just another of the little people, just some kind of fool.

Friday, March 28, 2008 10:38 PM

Carville

Caveman incarnate.

Friday, March 28, 2008 10:23 PM

^^^^^^^

So let wisdom be your teacher.

Friday, March 28, 2008 10:21 PM

<<<<<<

And there will be no preacher double feature.

Friday, March 28, 2008 10:19 PM

>>>>>>>

The "pastor disaster" has been put out to pasture.

Friday, March 28, 2008 04:20 PM

Eyes without a face

Got no human grace.

Friday, March 28, 2008 04:00 PM

Electro Robot

Man dude, you just go off and blow your gasket, just as quick as a fella can say "chicken in a basket."

Friday, March 28, 2008 03:30 PM

You know something

When the early winter frost of November begins to touch my neighborhood, and remind me to cast my vote for president, I won't be voting for a Chicago preacher, I'll be voting for a person named Barack Obama, and to those poor discomforted souls who can't recognize the distinct differences between these two individuals, I won't suffer the cheap stench of their stifeling stupidity for a single second, but just placidly put forth my vote for the person I believe to be the best leader, for the four years this country faces up ahead.

Friday, March 28, 2008 09:51 AM

My garlic nose...

...smells something fishy about this whole foolish flap.

Friday, March 28, 2008 02:47 AM

it's a public forum

let 'em post it.

Friday, March 28, 2008 02:41 AM
Original article: "21"

I'd rather spend my afternoon...

counting the cracks in the ceiling.

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