You're in touch with mainstream socity? If you're the creme of the crop of mainstream society, you're flowin' down the tubes and up shit creek with Hillary bobbin' along in an innertube so fast, shootin' the rapids so irratically, that it'll all be over before both the candidate, campaigners, and the creek they're vainly trying to navigate, all just dry up before most of the "mainsteam" dearly even gives a damn.

Next time check the veracity of the facts of which you so wantonly speak.

You're right. Obama had nothing to do with the passing of the Patriot act. Somebody needs to get their shit straight.

Everyday is opposite day in Billaryland. Stop puffin' that stuff, the people have had enough.

...we have no bananas today.

Are just sucking that Hillary bong, suckin' it long, hard, and strong....

stop smokin' that crack.

and she transparently tries to hide this fact with a big shit eating grin.

The country is turning left, and Hillary and her time frozen hangers on are getting left behind.

you hear the blast of an atom bomb

you look out the window

and your country is gone

welcome to the new world of the Mcfuckinginsane

welcome to the tommorow of Dr. Strangelove McCain

Dean Stockwell, John Heard, and Michelle Forbes are just a few.

And the primary election's so constipated it needs a dose of Exlax.

Hillary needs to look away from Hollywood

and get that Rocky rock outta her pipe

she's needs to find an authentic persona

and get a real life.

You mean Hillary's gonna take on the entire insurance industry again and win? Yeah Hillary, do it again. You bungled it once, you'd bungle it twice, give her a hand and she'll bungle it thrice. Obama's approach is much more sensible and pragmatic, without Hillary's up in the air flair for the hyperdramatic.

She's got her ass in the past and she's finishing last. By the way, her husband's accomplishments and her accomplishments are two seperate things entirely. Nostalgia is only novelty, not a forward thinking policy.

ABC news reports that on the campaign for Hillary, Bill Clinton remarked that Hillary attempted to join the Marine Corp. in 1975, but she was rejected because of her poor eye sight and because she was too old. Tall tales about Tuzla and now another war story. The horseshit just keeps heapin' up higher and higher with Hillary.

She may not yet have been struck by the arrow of Cupid

But I'm sure that the wife of John Edwards isn't totally

stupid.

Please...I pity the fool.

..the original Galactica had going for it was the excellent actor John Colicos in the role of Count Baltar, the rest of the actors were about as talented a crew as the cast of the Love Boat.

you should shortcircuit upon realizing how stupid and naive you are, you just fill up your S.U.V. and make the Sauidis all rich, cast a critical eye on their society and bitch bitch bitch. Look in your own fat assed backyard before it blows up in your face, you and your kind are a worldwide disgrace.

Between dialouge and playing with your privates.

But the real assholes are in the big petroleum consuming countries. Assholes like the person who's probably reading this sentence. Yeah YOU ASSHOLE.

that she and Bush dispatched U.S. troops to Iraq for a black

gold duel to

the death.

She's the woman in disguise

she's the one who tells the lies

under a cloak of blood red skies

Iraq's oil wealth is an ever elusive prize.

But the contributions of privte citizens in the oil industry have a tiger in his tank. There is a difference there to appreciably perceive, but as far as dirty hands go, Hillary's the master of cheat and disceive.

we're fucked.

I know that you're zealous, just can't say that I'm jealous.

Yeah, that was Peter Cook, the coolest and suavest devil, in anybody's book.

That one thing is certain, Hillary is hurtin'.

But "Space Above and Beyond" was a lot better.

The flood waters will have burst.

Clinton Can't even afford to pay her caterers.

Hell, Hillary's goin' bust!

and you might be able to see

the winnin'

of another candidate Clinton.

Of course you also might be stoned.

I like that noise from up top!

Cos we've all had enough

and the gig is for sure UP!

I woundn't be tootin' some smug little ethical tin horn

When one reads all 'o your bilge, your "theory"

and "reality" tomes of deep scorn.

Get a solid argument or get a life

If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen

Then don't stoke up the strife.

I'm not a Beatles freak, or a 60's music snob, nor is John Lennon my pop culture god. Julian Cope wrote a song about Mark David Chapman. Can't remember what it was called, but it was pure Cope, daring to travel into inner places and ugly spaces where those who fear the dark crowd fervantly away, looping their bushy Beatles tunes, and their oh happy day.

Joan Collins in Howard Hawk's "Land of the Pharoahs." She makes Milfs look like Smurfs. I love Collins.

from the jungles of Nam

and when it goes off

It's a 500 megaton strong bomb

Is really lame.

In the grip of a flshback cold sweat

He thinks to himself "I'm a McAmerican hero"

John McLame the war vet.

Uh-huh, and I pity the fool.

Edwards is still blow dryin' his hair.

Humps 'em dry to the bone.

Hillary fucks up everything that she touches.

she can't take the heat

that Clinton's soon to be dethroned

I want to be a macho Man!

Got to be a macho macho man!

...and proudly support a first for our country, our first transvestite president - Hillary Clinton.

You fill me with inertia.

That Obama can take MCcain, and knock his ass out.

don't forget to inhale.

Just suck on that bong and keep that Clinton thing goin' on...