Has apparently stereotyped Obama and his supporters themselves. The witch hunt is again afoot. What adjective does Walsh the Witchfinder General have for all of these poor wayward people, obviously guilty associates of the damnable pastor?

Just when you think we've all moved on to productive new pastures, the witchfinder general brings out her iron brand, and brings out the words of old pastors.

counting the cracks in the ceiling.

let 'em post it.

...smells something fishy about this whole foolish flap.

When the early winter frost of November begins to touch my neighborhood, and remind me to cast my vote for president, I won't be voting for a Chicago preacher, I'll be voting for a person named Barack Obama, and to those poor discomforted souls who can't recognize the distinct differences between these two individuals, I won't suffer the cheap stench of their stifeling stupidity for a single second, but just placidly put forth my vote for the person I believe to be the best leader, for the four years this country faces up ahead.

Man dude, you just go off and blow your gasket, just as quick as a fella can say "chicken in a basket."

Got no human grace.

The "pastor disaster" has been put out to pasture.

And there will be no preacher double feature.

So let wisdom be your teacher.

Caveman incarnate.

...and pass it off as some kind of a glib little joke. I don't like to be thought of as some kind of tool, just another of the little people, just some kind of fool.

Where I come from, unless you happen to be on coke

They call it a LIE

Not, "I think I misspoke."

But where I come in the real world, we call it a lie in the raw.

and you don't have a single crutch left to stand upon.

Sugarman, stay off the sugar.

That the War on Terror really just means the War on Whatever...?

And the face of a horse.

habibi is arabic for beloved one?

I just call it a great big fat stinking lie. A fabrication of experience, a glaring untruth, a dishonesty to all Americans, both to seniors and the youth.

When Edwards was Kerry's pretty boy sidekick. I still don't.

Is the tiger in Obama's tank. Happy motoring my man!

He'll always be Kerry's sidekick to me. The sodajerk kid.

I recently saw Richard Kelly's science fiction, political satire, "Southland Tales." In the film, which takes place in an alternative universe of the presidential election year of 2008, Hillary Clinton's running mate is Joe Lieberman! What happens at the end of the picture? The world ends not with a whimper, but with a bang. Here in the real America however, the democratic campaign is just dragging its ass along, and I wouldn't be one bit surprised if Clinton actually did pick up Leiberman to be her VP, providing the fluidic forces of fate make her the democratic nominee. This outragious film, probably destined to become a cult classic, came out last year, confounding and confusing critics, but when watched now in contemporary context, it's the most insightful movie on American politics to come along in a long long time. It'll be interesting to see how things eventually unfold on our side of the time rift.

Then get back to us and dreck on your own damn self!

I don't know shit about this "koolaid" thing as you call it, but why don't you take a long vaction to Jim Jone's summer camp in the beautiful, lush, forgotten forests of South America? I'll spring for the ticket.

You tryin' to slip my a Mickey Mickey?

You try to fuck me and don't even offer me a drink first.

Everyday is backwards day in Billary Land Tom.

How did Obama make out with the results from the Texas caucus?

lolcait has got some kind of obsessive Clinton driven psychosis.

"Loser" is inscribed across their foreheads.

That she's the loser.

It's time to raise this race up from its state of stagnant shit.

She's a smokin' crater

An Obama hater

A Clinton race baiter

A roadrage tailgater

With all the single minded grace

Of a bayou alligator.

Jack don't know Jack

He's just like some strange tatersalad

Strung out on crack

It's plain to see

Will not vote for Hill-a-ry

And the political satire?

Right on the money

Obama is infinte

just as the bot is infantile

It's boos for Bush and "get the hook" for Hillary.

No. In Robo's case the position of the thumb goes straight square up his stupid ass.

You rule!

The K-mart of informed political commentary.

Get that box cutter out of your eye sockets, it's begining to effect your brain.

pissin' and groanin'

keep it on goin'

Because

you'll

have

plenty

of

time..........

The Clinton people exult in the thrill of their cult.

You're just blowin' it out your ass.

stuck at a stalmate

barbarians at the gate

the season of hate

Is a dull turd to me.

I see Smith is on the preach again.

generics cost less

no key to success

the world in a mess

folks need a rest

Bush says he's "blessed"

for whiter teeth use crest

Obama - the best

folks feelin' tired

the milk has expired

Clinton all fired

pants suit attired

media wired

the public - uninspired

you WOULD call dr. Laura.

I prefer "Old Fart in a Pantsuit."

Have a Talbani kind of day!

I'm sure you're real up on the 'ol ADD.

same thing goin' on

days and weeks are long....

would YOU want to date Smith?

You have your nose so far up Hillary's ass I'm surprised you can smell anything.

the dull long days

of Hillary's maze

Is Azhar Nafisi the only Iranian author you know? Try some Chubak or some Sadek Hadayat instead. Read "The Blind Owl." Believe me, from your remarks its a read that's right up your alley. You make me chortle, you make me scoff, take your blinders right the fuck off.