After receiving a hail of near fatal invisible bullets in Bosnia, we CAN rebuild her, Hillary Clinton IS the OBLITERATOR! Look out Iran, she has plans to turn Persia into a parking lot!

The Hillary Clinton approach: Turn all of the land from the Persian Gulf to the Mediterranean sea into a giant nuclear irradiated parking lot.

Is this what she means by the Clinton solution?

The only hell that needs to be extracted, is for you to get off your ignorant ass, go down on all fours, and eat your own excrement.

Eat shit Mickey!

Shagged out in the rest of the 49. Get this shit over with.

Clinton: "I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran..."

"In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them."

That oblitaration part lends a nice end times touch. Let's irradiate the whole middle east.

I can't believe anybody would vote for this crazy bitch.

The first time I ever heard of Osama bin Laden was when it was reported back in the summer of 1998 that bin Laden's terrorist organization had set off major explosions at two American embassies in Africa - in Naorobia, Kenya and Dar-as-Salam, Tanzania respectively speaking, killing scores of innocent people.

Bill Clinton responed to this terrorits crisis by bombing a sudanees pharmaceuticals factory in Sudan, and by blindly lobbing a bunch of cruise missles into Afghanistan. Neither actions produced any positive results.

But the really amazing thing is that Bill Clinton had two years to hunt down Osama bin Laden, who we would not again become again aquainted with until September the 11th of 2001.

Is this a strong resume of dealing with terrorism? Maybe it is to a dumbass.

Take a flyin' fuck at the moon.

Why don't you AKA shove it where the sun don't shine?

The mother of many faces.

...just get moldier everyday.

This guy is so out of touch how can he keep and maintain a loyal readership of his ridiculous NY Times commentaries?

...and cut to Teusday. Oh, and please keep the punditry, at this point its just a redundancy.

I'm sure Middle Eastern countries are gonna just come scambling to ask for protection from the country that invaded Iraq. To these would be protection seekers that would be looking to buy protection from the mafia.

...should kung fu in their shorts for this one. Sounds like a real slap-kick exercise in ultra-stupidity.

Learn to shoot straight, and stop firin' blanks. Thank you much Madame Misfire.

Uh-uh...you gotta be playin' trick with me!

That I have had a flag pin surgically grafted to the left side of my chest...or should it have been the right!??!

Are you even tuned into 1/10 of what most people have on their minds?

I don't know if your stumble will hurt you, only you have the answer to that one.

..but WHAT stumble are we talking about here?

"What's hurt him."

Power to the Puss!

Anyway anybody could look at it, you represent the rape of reason.

I already feel violated by your ignorance, so don't get started with your strange analogies.

I was raised it but never really praised it. I split the church when I was 13. Too gothic and creepy. I'm not an atheist but I don't want a heirarchy of priests telling me what my politics should be, have I not my own eyes with which to learn and to see? About the closest I get to a Catholic cathedral now a days is when I watch an old Christopher Lee vampire movie, and I kinda like it that way.

...and other trifling issues are coming our way, these are the burning issues that will command the day.

By the way, you'd better be sure you still have that yellow ribbon magnet stuck on you're SUV, don't wanna be on the wrong side of my country tis of thee....

There's a simple solution to the situation, don't feed the Clintons when you're on vacation.

..or French toast and Clintons. I don't really know which, but use your imagination and let it take you to a happy place.

Stand tall and stand firm, don't flinch and don't squirm.

And that's what Catholics need to address directly. They've been selling that line since the middle ages!

...I mean look at Iraq it's not THAT bad is it?

..looks like I'll be forgetting about seeing this movie.

...but while I was in the men's room takin' a wizz it fell off my lapel into the toilet, and without realizing I flushed it away. Does this mean my American citizenship is to be revoked?

...sure I suck a little but I'm not THAT bad.

That's a glowing self endorcement for the presidency.

Meets Mr. Snuffolupocous.

If you were a flaming tumble ween in hell I wouldn't lean over to piss on you to put the fire out. Fuck you and the tricycle you trucked over here on. May the bowel movement of blue monday be on your doorstep, and may you be as luckless as you are fuckless all of the days of your dim stupid life.

There's a big black hole where your brain should be. Eat shit and expire.

...Beyond Thunder Cunt!

I've heard Herman Goering's name handed around but I'm not too sure. I think she plans to open a new office of the War Czar and Captain Cody Sky Marshall of the Universe is a shoo in for that one.

CHICKS WITH DICKS THE MUSICAL!

Tickets go on sale Monday!

Their credibilty is their catch 22.

"Why can't Obama be a good little Bryant Gumble and just play ball with us?"

...the Cooter Chronicles. It's just slightly less stupid, though not by much.

Just wait till they unveil Shittergate next week!

...in Cincinnati. He's had plastic surgery, changed his name to Carlos, and now works at the Kwick Car Wash downtown. You intel turkeys have been lookin' in the wrong place!