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Canadian_badass
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Coldstone
[Read the article: What happened to plain old vanilla?]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]They advertise the "show" their employees put on in mixing the ice cream, feats of dexterity that can be matched by any preschooler and surpassed by any teppanyaki chef.
This is perhaps the greatest example of hyperbole in the entire history of the universe. I've been to Coldstone exactly once during a visit to Oxford, OH, and the dude was throwing scoops of ice cream in the air and catching them behind his back. Many preschoolers are missing limbs, on the other hand, and are therefore incapable of matching such feats.
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