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Monday, March 3, 2008 04:50 PM

mikeinportC

The people who get a 'C' in school become dentist or lawyers. They often bribe teachers?

The GOP lawyers and GOP dentist never floss the teeth and have bad oral hygiene problems.

The P. D. A. (public display of affection) is something Paul Daniel Ash never complains about.

He only 'hangs out' with sweet breath people who kiss at Salon.

Eva Cassidy, who is deceased, and loved Nature and good jazz?

She's worth Listening to instead of popping the antidepressants.

She's singing on a round CD right now... Wow. She died young.

I need to say. A GOP dentist has a difficult job with foul mouths.

Bad morals. Bad world-views. Bad breath. Never kiss them GOPS.

Monday, March 3, 2008 05:28 PM

Kurtz thinks he's all dressed up like King Lear?

I reread Glenn's news more slowly. Someone needs to say it... Indigestion? We will be okay.

Do we think Howard Kurtz needs to attend The Reverend Hagee's church nursery for a biblical update review of scriptures? Maybe he can read: Letters from Galileo Galilei?

He sure antagonized the church. Read 'The Starry Messenger' and admit some errors when they are revealed. What dark labyrinths they are. O, heavens sakes alive... John Milton met Galileo after he became blind. Inspiration.

But the GOPS remind me of a warped bad baby?

As "grown-ups" they are always feuding. A sad legacy.

Why do they quarrel and whimper and call others wimps? GOPS are!

Ask AG Mukasey? The GOPS seem adulterous and watch The '3' Stooges?

I was told by a VA Medic, just back from Iraq, the Open-Coffin is routine.

The blast from WMD are so potent, the bodies are often mangled beyond identification.

If '3' dead are blown-away from '3' 155-WMD-rounds, the bodies get mingled into a one sad bloody lump of bone, and flesh...

Well. The song 'Back To The Garden' was just playing.

O, Now, "O, Dear Lord Remember Me"... I'm out/over.

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P.S. Maybe GWB and his loyal war thugs will request when they croak..... they can be exposed for public viewing in a open birthday suit? They sure stole a lot from better humans and in my opinion they are Real Naked.

It's dinner time. Oh. ah. Sorry?

O, No gas noises at the Table.

Monday, March 3, 2008 06:34 PM

I'll get outta here to.... while not too sick. Update 1V

I tried to leave but checked back to the Update 1V.

Did they wear a The Red, White, and Blue Fez Hat?

You know, the one to match the lapel pin identification that they are "cool"...

The pretty truncated cone-Fez-hat was picked up on a free trip to Turkey?

I best go before I need to go pick up a ice cream cone at the local Funeral Parlor?

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The fed say I sow confusion. I ask them for the bare raw definition of the 'word' to see if it's a distinguishing compliment from the fez-fed mob? I'll need to go and lean on the Italian Tower of Pizza and confess something penitent, vulgar, and sympathetic to the Pope? I'll buy a Milky Way and a sugar eclair? I Scared? I am hungry for truth from the politico's lips and my slice of

Pizza Pie before I die? No QUIT.

What is irrelevant or not proper?

We sure don't need a Inquisition.

The drawling Arizona and Texan,

babble sure does confuse mortals.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008 05:42 AM

off topic.

I felt terrible last night and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up and a dog was scratching and licking his YKW? Please no trying to guess in public.

OT ; ~

On a lawyers birthday, Mona sends YKW some square marshmallow rice crispy cakes, and Glenn blows out the candle and wishes for Peace. I just heard a farmer-blow is to hold one nostril shut and hock a snot-rocket? Stupid. That's not rocket science, IMO.

In Ohio and Texas today ~ everyone from behind the election booth curtain yells, "Who can help? Oy!"

" O mamma Barrack Obama or Hillary C...... Who will save us from mad primary pundits? huh?

okay ~ be nice.

Today it will rain. Let's lend out 'our' pink umbrella to the homeless and those republicans who don't have a black baseball cap with "fbi" written on the front of it...

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W.T. I heard about a GOP pundit who's been married for too many decades. He said...this:

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The CNN right-wing know-it-all said, "My wife for decades still reminds me about the up or down proper position of the toilet seat."

GOPS forget if god hates the Easter Bunny or the Ohio State football team's bon-ton cheerleaders? apologies.

P.S. A good Jewish 'shrink' is Dr. Robert H. Deluty who directs a Clinical Doctoral Program... The citizens need all the help we can get. I'm out/over.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008 02:16 PM

William T. You are a personification of a Happy Hobo?

I'm just getting here. I'll have to catch up. I 'hit' the last page and read backwards... a custom.

W.T.? You should write a book?

Edna St. Vincent Millay did say:

"A person who publishes a book,

willfully appears before the populace,

with his/her pants britches pulled down."

I paraphrase. But, it was something like that.

W.T., that's a compliment. If ever married again,

I hope your Salon critics don't criticize their wife's breast.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008 02:30 PM

shooter242.

The prepubescent New Jersey boy,

a lover of sour Limburger cheese,

orders a triple Detroit Whopper Lover...

fretting about the size... Moans.

A dupe in labor union country,

is the Right-Wing sock puppet?

shooter needs to read Peanuts?

He lost his dang marbles a long time ago...

Tuesday, March 4, 2008 02:53 PM

off topic.

If anyone has green poops, don't fret...

(That's not a bad word. I read it in the 'Style' section of the Washington Post today about if you are chronically tired `~` you are pooped.),

Green poop is because you ate too much green spinach.

Don't Rush to a New Jersey dermatologist or radio host.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008 03:02 PM

crickets?

I heard the first sound of tree peepers today.

How about a silent tattoo of a green grasshopper?

The cicada sound replaces a geese honk gone South?

I am entertained lately by wild feline cats hooping at the Moon.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008 03:17 PM

C. Sinnard.

I believe you have enough common sense, more than Glenn,

to not try to crack open oyster shells with manicured toe nails.

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